Post by Commander Tumbles on Feb 19, 2013 23:25:33 GMT -5
Post by: Commander Fallout on January 01, 2013, 08:12:09 PM
You're a goat. Your name is Goat. Go do goat things.
Post by: Commander Fallout on January 02, 2013, 11:38:09 AM
Quote from: Moltrox on January 01, 2013, 09:16:50 PM
Eat the flower.
Quote from: Loof on January 02, 2013, 04:28:25 AM
Eat a can.
Ooh, while that does sound nice, and that flower does look delicious, you don't want to spoil your dinner.
Speaking of dinner, there's the dinner bell!
Post by: Commander Fallout on January 04, 2013, 07:24:06 PM
Quote from: pemichan on January 02, 2013, 04:49:14 PM
Go and frolic with your friends and mama goat in the meadow and eat dinner.
Who needs meadows when you have a CASTLE!? Surely they'll have a nice hot meal, fit for a prince!
Yes! For you are Prince Lhester of the royal house of Ing (I lied about your name earlier)!
What do?
Post by: Commander Fallout on January 05, 2013, 01:35:32 PM
Quote from: Everyone
Eat Flower.
This is dumb and you're hungry.
Post by: Commander Fallout on January 08, 2013, 06:51:15 PM
Quote from: aquason on January 05, 2013, 01:46:09 PM
Converse with flower. Ask it it's name.
Oh right, you're being waited on.
What do?
Post by: Commander Fallout on January 11, 2013, 09:31:36 PM
Quote from: aquason on January 09, 2013, 04:46:33 PM
Be friend.
Go to castle.
You can do both!
A transition later...
What do?
Post by: Commander Fallout on January 16, 2013, 08:41:09 PM
Quote from: cyborgmonkeypirate-#14 on January 12, 2013, 02:25:38 PM
Demand the finest flower pot and for your new friend.
Your new friend seems mighty pleased by this change of accommodations. You're also late for dinner. Shame on you.
What do?
Post by: Commander Fallout on January 22, 2013, 07:10:52 PM
Quote from: pemichan on January 16, 2013, 08:47:43 PM
Wash up long enough that you become fashionably late for dinner.
You would, but unfortunately, the Octomatic only has one speed...
What do?
Post by: Commander Fallout on January 26, 2013, 10:43:05 AM
Quote from: Starfish on January 25, 2013, 02:16:27 AM
Dress conservatively and make mother proud.
Oh my, you spent so long getting ready (read: the servants spent so long making you presentable) that it's already past nightfall!
...Probably, why else would it be so dark all of a sudden?
What do?
Post by: Commander Fallout on February 02, 2013, 09:37:09 AM
Quote from: pemichan on January 26, 2013, 10:47:09 AM
Look out that convenient window to your left to see why it's so dark.
That's not a window, that's a painting of the infamous Mt. Saint Lord Commander Grundleblut of the third Duchy of Greater Rancarion (Named after the Saint Lord Commander himself). Conquered by your grandfather King Demarcus Von Boom Bowering the Twelfth in the years of the Later, Greater War (so known for being even larger than the previous Great War), the former sorcerer's haven stands as a testament to the Royal House of Ing. But that's merely a footnote in the great history of your people, and will probably have no bearing on the future.
First it was suddenly dark, and now a rumbling noise from the dining room? Perhaps there's a thunderstorm?
What do?
Post by: Commander Fallout on February 11, 2013, 09:06:15 PM
Quote from: Everyone on February 02, 2013, 06:16:47 PM
Onwards, into the dining room!
How strange, the dining room is missing, and in its place, an empty space.
But wait, if your family was in the dining room, and it's vanished, then that means...
*GLASP!* Your family has been kidnapped!!!
What do?!!!
We now return to our irregularly scheduled programming (already in progress).
Quote from: Viempth on February 14, 2013, 09:20:22 PM
>Panic!
Way ahead of you. Trope... check!
Quote from: pemichan on February 11, 2013, 09:08:37 PM
Oh noes!!!!!!!! Swiftly, you must find the dragon butler for aid!!
What do?
You're a goat. Your name is Goat. Go do goat things.
Post by: Wolfe M. Howler on January 01, 2013, 08:14:16 PM
Run for president.
Post by: cyborgmonkeypirate-#14 on January 01, 2013, 08:15:38 PM
Offer up yourself to Beelzebub.
Post by: 2hatsonehead on January 01, 2013, 08:28:50 PM
Quest to find a mate!
Post by: Moltrox on January 01, 2013, 09:16:50 PM
Eat the flower.
Post by: Honeyman on January 01, 2013, 09:55:46 PM
Make a Gauntlet.
Post by: Moltrox on January 01, 2013, 10:00:47 PM
Make a bridge from Alaska to Russia.
Post by: aquason on January 01, 2013, 10:12:09 PM
Check gender.
Post by: pemichan on January 01, 2013, 10:50:20 PM
Stare at the fourth wall.
Post by: Loof on January 02, 2013, 04:28:25 AM
Eat a can.
Post by: Moltrox on January 02, 2013, 11:10:20 AM
Learn to fly
Post by: Commander Fallout on January 02, 2013, 11:38:09 AM
Quote from: Moltrox on January 01, 2013, 09:16:50 PM
Eat the flower.
Quote from: Loof on January 02, 2013, 04:28:25 AM
Eat a can.
Ooh, while that does sound nice, and that flower does look delicious, you don't want to spoil your dinner.
Speaking of dinner, there's the dinner bell!
Post by: Wolfe M. Howler on January 02, 2013, 12:30:13 PM
Eat your dinner, which is the soul of a young child.
Post by: 2hatsonehead on January 02, 2013, 01:18:16 PM
It's a trap! You are the dinner!
Post by: pemichan on January 02, 2013, 04:49:14 PM
Go and frolic with your friends and mama goat in the meadow and eat dinner.
Post by: aquason on January 02, 2013, 05:22:59 PM
Eat Flower.
Post by: Moltrox on January 02, 2013, 08:26:43 PM
Go to the source of the bell-ring and try to talk in English.
Post by: Starfish on January 04, 2013, 06:46:34 AM
Eat Flower.
Post by: Commander Fallout on January 04, 2013, 07:24:06 PM
Quote from: pemichan on January 02, 2013, 04:49:14 PM
Go and frolic with your friends and mama goat in the meadow and eat dinner.
Who needs meadows when you have a CASTLE!? Surely they'll have a nice hot meal, fit for a prince!
Yes! For you are Prince Lhester of the royal house of Ing (I lied about your name earlier)!
What do?
Post by: aquason on January 04, 2013, 09:49:27 PM
Quote from: aquason on January 02, 2013, 05:22:59 PM
Eat Flower.
Post by: pemichan on January 04, 2013, 09:52:58 PM
Yes. All the yes.
Now eat the flower. Or go home.
Post by: Forever Loading on January 05, 2013, 06:58:23 AM
You're not a part of their system, eat the flower.
Post by: Commander Fallout on January 05, 2013, 01:35:32 PM
Quote from: Everyone
Eat Flower.
This is dumb and you're hungry.
Post by: aquason on January 05, 2013, 01:46:09 PM
Converse with flower. Ask it it's name.
Post by: Starfish on January 06, 2013, 07:00:44 AM
Seduce the flower's mind towards the notion of being eaten and how enjoyable the experience can be.
Post by: 2hatsonehead on January 06, 2013, 09:13:41 AM
If you think it's dumb then just eat it...
Post by: Commander Fallout on January 08, 2013, 06:51:15 PM
Quote from: aquason on January 05, 2013, 01:46:09 PM
Converse with flower. Ask it it's name.
Oh right, you're being waited on.
What do?
Post by: Forever Loading on January 08, 2013, 07:15:23 PM
Bring the friendly flower with you.
Post by: pemichan on January 08, 2013, 07:19:38 PM
Carefully bring it with you to the castle and hide it in your room where no one will eat it.
Post by: Supernerd on January 08, 2013, 08:19:14 PM
Settle on a compromise and just nibble on its petals a bit.
Post by: aquason on January 09, 2013, 04:46:33 PM
Party member get!
Be friend.
Go to castle.
Post by: Honeyman on January 10, 2013, 09:51:59 AM
Find it another flower friend.
Post by: Starfish on January 10, 2013, 09:19:55 PM
Embrace friendship via consuming the flower.
Post by: Moltrox on January 11, 2013, 08:58:12 PM
Tell him your putting him on your mouth for safekeeping.
Post by: Commander Fallout on January 11, 2013, 09:31:36 PM
Quote from: aquason on January 09, 2013, 04:46:33 PM
Be friend.
Go to castle.
You can do both!
A transition later...
What do?
Post by: Wolfe M. Howler on January 11, 2013, 10:10:57 PM
Execute your assistant for his sarcastic ways.
Post by: pemichan on January 11, 2013, 10:11:19 PM
Say hey to everybody.
Post by: aquason on January 11, 2013, 10:29:41 PM
Runaway from home and proclaim you are never coming back.
Post by: cyborgmonkeypirate-#14 on January 12, 2013, 02:25:38 PM
Demand the finest flower pot and for your new friend.
Post by: Moltrox on January 13, 2013, 12:11:01 AM
Quote from: cyborgmonkeypirate-#14 on January 12, 2013, 02:25:38 PM
Demand the finest flower pot and for your new friend.
and wonder how you picked up the flower anyway.
Post by: Commander Fallout on January 16, 2013, 08:41:09 PM
Quote from: cyborgmonkeypirate-#14 on January 12, 2013, 02:25:38 PM
Demand the finest flower pot and for your new friend.
Your new friend seems mighty pleased by this change of accommodations. You're also late for dinner. Shame on you.
What do?
Post by: pemichan on January 16, 2013, 08:47:43 PM
Wash up long enough that you become fashionably late for dinner.
Post by: aquason on January 16, 2013, 10:21:59 PM
Follow your flowery friend to make sure they don't do anything nefarious with him.
Post by: Wolfe M. Howler on January 17, 2013, 06:39:08 AM
Wonder how your dragon butler can walk without scraping his genitals against the ground.
Post by: Moltrox on January 18, 2013, 11:33:30 AM
Reptiles have their genitals hidden at the shaft of their tail and they only take them out when needed.
Post by: Commander Fallout on January 22, 2013, 07:10:52 PM
Quote from: pemichan on January 16, 2013, 08:47:43 PM
Wash up long enough that you become fashionably late for dinner.
You would, but unfortunately, the Octomatic only has one speed...
What do?
Post by: Honeyman on January 22, 2013, 07:19:02 PM
Get tentacle raped.
Post by: Wolfe M. Howler on January 22, 2013, 07:48:39 PM
Quote from: Honeyman on January 22, 2013, 07:19:02 PM
Get the tentacle grapes.
There, fixed it for you.
Yep. That's what you meant.
Post by: pemichan on January 22, 2013, 10:03:35 PM
Find out where your flower friend is before heading to dinner.
Post by: Moltrox on January 23, 2013, 12:52:00 PM
Get dressed in the fanciest, most extravagant and preposterously luxurious suit you own.
Post by: Starfish on January 25, 2013, 02:16:27 AM
Dress conservatively and make mother proud.
Post by: Wolfe M. Howler on January 26, 2013, 09:56:15 AM
Dress like a slut and make out with the Butler.
Post by: Commander Fallout on January 26, 2013, 10:43:05 AM
Quote from: Starfish on January 25, 2013, 02:16:27 AM
Dress conservatively and make mother proud.
Oh my, you spent so long getting ready (read: the servants spent so long making you presentable) that it's already past nightfall!
...Probably, why else would it be so dark all of a sudden?
What do?
Post by: pemichan on January 26, 2013, 10:47:09 AM
Look out that convenient window to your left to see why it's so dark.
Post by: aquason on January 26, 2013, 11:10:24 AM
Avoid assassin.
Post by: Moltrox on January 27, 2013, 05:52:25 PM
Look for mother and father to find an assassin has struck.
OR.
Look for mother and father.
Post by: Wolfe M. Howler on January 27, 2013, 06:41:41 PM
Demand that father turn the sun back on.
Post by: Commander Fallout on February 02, 2013, 09:37:09 AM
Quote from: pemichan on January 26, 2013, 10:47:09 AM
Look out that convenient window to your left to see why it's so dark.
That's not a window, that's a painting of the infamous Mt. Saint Lord Commander Grundleblut of the third Duchy of Greater Rancarion (Named after the Saint Lord Commander himself). Conquered by your grandfather King Demarcus Von Boom Bowering the Twelfth in the years of the Later, Greater War (so known for being even larger than the previous Great War), the former sorcerer's haven stands as a testament to the Royal House of Ing. But that's merely a footnote in the great history of your people, and will probably have no bearing on the future.
First it was suddenly dark, and now a rumbling noise from the dining room? Perhaps there's a thunderstorm?
What do?
Post by: pemichan on February 02, 2013, 09:40:59 AM
In the dining room? Charge in blindly to investigate!
Post by: Wolfe M. Howler on February 02, 2013, 10:04:33 AM
That's your drumroll!
Make an entrance fit for your class!
Post by: Forever Loading on February 02, 2013, 10:21:16 AM
Onwards, into the dining room!
Post by: aquason on February 02, 2013, 10:31:41 AM
Quote from: Forever Loading on February 02, 2013, 10:21:16 AM
Onwards, into the dining room!
Post by: 2hatsonehead on February 02, 2013, 01:27:21 PM
Quote from: aquason on February 02, 2013, 10:31:41 AM
Quote from: Forever Loading on February 02, 2013, 10:21:16 AM
Onwards, into the dining room!
Post by: Moltrox on February 02, 2013, 06:16:47 PM
Quote from: 2hatsonehead on February 02, 2013, 01:27:21 PM
Quote from: aquason on February 02, 2013, 10:31:41 AM
Quote from: Forever Loading on February 02, 2013, 10:21:16 AM
Onwards, into the dining room!
Post by: pemichan on February 02, 2013, 11:55:56 PM
Quote from: Everyone on February 02, 2013, 06:16:47 PM
Onwards, into the dining room!
Post by: cyborgmonkeypirate-#14 on February 02, 2013, 11:59:04 PM
Quote from: Forever Loading on February 02, 2013, 10:21:16 AM
Backwards, into the foyer!
Post by: Guywhoisman on February 03, 2013, 12:41:44 AM
Surely, everyone in the Dining Hall has awaited your arrival to eat, and so their stomachs are all rumbling, causing the rumble that you are now feeling. Now go inside, it's sure to be perfectly safe.
Post by: Forever Loading on February 03, 2013, 05:51:28 PM
Quote from: cyborgmonkeypirate-#14 on February 02, 2013, 11:59:04 PM
Quote from: Forever Loading on February 02, 2013, 10:21:16 AM
Backwards, into the foyer!
Post by: Commander Fallout on February 11, 2013, 09:06:15 PM
Quote from: Everyone on February 02, 2013, 06:16:47 PM
Onwards, into the dining room!
How strange, the dining room is missing, and in its place, an empty space.
But wait, if your family was in the dining room, and it's vanished, then that means...
*GLASP!* Your family has been kidnapped!!!
What do?!!!
Post by: pemichan on February 11, 2013, 09:08:37 PM
Oh noes!!!!!!!! Swiftly, you must find the dragon butler for aid!!!
Post by: aquason on February 11, 2013, 11:32:49 PM
Rush ahead with no concerns for safety.
Post by: cyborgmonkeypirate-#14 on February 11, 2013, 11:51:26 PM
Gaze into the abyss.
Post by: Wolfe M. Howler on February 12, 2013, 06:32:43 AM
This is obviously a complicated plan to assassinate your flower friend.
Elope with him and run away together.
Post by: Moltrox on February 12, 2013, 05:50:20 PM
Enter the empty spot and walk on the ceiling (floor) to get outside the castle faster.
Title: Re: Goat Quest.
Post by: Viempth on February 14, 2013, 09:20:22 PM
This is amazing. I approve of the goat quest with all my heart.
>Panic!
Afterwards, try to gather a team of various party members each with complimentary powers and personalities. No doubt over the course of your grand adventure you will all overcome your differences and learn the true power of friendship, which will be vital to success.
We now return to our irregularly scheduled programming (already in progress).
Quote from: Viempth on February 14, 2013, 09:20:22 PM
>Panic!
Way ahead of you. Trope... check!
Quote from: pemichan on February 11, 2013, 09:08:37 PM
Oh noes!!!!!!!! Swiftly, you must find the dragon butler for aid!!
What do?
