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Post by nightclaw on Nov 9, 2014 4:15:52 GMT -5
I know this is kind of redundant, since there's only two songs but I might as well, since the whole archival things.
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Post by nightclaw on Nov 9, 2014 4:16:57 GMT -5
The cheesy RPG song – Joel Atkinson ____________________________________________________________________________ This is my cheesy song for an RPG Artistically invalid, but it rhymes sufficiently And now it modulates to D Because it is the saddest of keys To denote the tragic romance That ended so predictably Never thought I’d hear something so cheesy Except for maybe Pain or Eyes on Me Or Melodies of Life, there the cheese is truly rife Or Suteki Da Ne, really cheeses up my day Now it carries on to the second verse Tacky rim-click drumming makes it slightly worse It’s got a cheesy bassline And it’s punctuated with chimes Getting slightly desperate with rhymes Compared to previous times Never thought I’d hear something so cheesy (Something so cheesy) Except for maybe Pain or Eyes on Me (Maybe Pain or Eyes on Me) Or Melodies of Life, there the cheese is truly rife Or Suteki Da Ne, really cheeses up my day While Joel isn’t WDYD.net staff and this song wasn’t written or played for WDYD.net specifically, it is only featured in the flash game Turn Based Battle, which features WDYD.net characters. In other words, as long as he doesn’t visit this page we’re good. Go listen to the song here, you can also download it for non-profit purposes. |
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Post by nightclaw on Nov 9, 2014 4:22:44 GMT -5
Jane is a killjoy – Gl1tch
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OOOOOHHHHHH
We once were happy lads, we laughed with glee
We lived along and happy were we
Until one day when we left Jane be
AND now were walking for two days toward the sea
Refrain:
Killjoy! Killjoy! Jane was a Debbie Downer
We once were people happy, but Jane turned us into Frowners
When children go eat candy she calls them all fat
When people talk of flying she talks of going splat
When you go to a restaurant she sees a hole for rats
It sat upon your cheeseburger and we’ll leave it at that
Refrain:
Killjoy! Killjoy! Jane is a Debbie Downer
We once were people happy but Jane turned us into frowners
Most people go to playgrounds with hope for recreation
Not jane you see, for her happy, is ending your elation
She points at all the rust upon the chains for the swing station
And asks you when you die if she could preform the cremation
Refrain:
Killjoy! Killjoy! Jane is a Debbie Downer
We once were people happy but Jane turned us into frowners
Ray’s solo:
My guitar used to be my friend
We fought together to the end
But now it’s burnt beyond mend
A new one I must rent
I am a bard; My life is hard
Without my instrument
Jane is a strong wizard, she could summon up another
But instead I play the spoons, and she laughs while I suffer
*solo on the spoons*
Refrain:
Killjoy! Killjoy! Jane is a Debbie Downer
We were people happy but Jane turned us into frowners
I’m amazed I could write this song
I’m amazed it lasted this long
And correct me if I’m wrong
I think we’re near the beaches
I think I will go for a swim
Splash at Techy on a whim
But chances of fun are real swim
Whilst Jane warns us of leaches
Refrain: Killjoy! Killjoy! Jane is a Debbie Downer!
We once were people happy but Jane turned us into Frowners.
Killjoy! Killjoy! Jane makes us all feel sad
I think we should stop singing now, she’s looking rather mad!
What started as a way to insult Jane, evolved into this sweet piece of poetry. Currently we only know the author as Gl1tch, but we’ll post more details as soon as he replies with his full name, address, credit card information and car keys.
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Post by nightclaw on Nov 9, 2014 4:23:19 GMT -5
Gl1tch says:
December 30, 2009 at 10:10 pm
Here is a pirate song I wrote a while back:
OOOHHHHHHHHHH
Welcome to me pirate ship
Hoist the sails and let ‘er rip
We’re off upon a questing trip
Jane will you please skinny dip?
*doodle oo di loo di loo di loo di loo dee dee*
We’re all upon, a magic quest
To put our magic skills to test
A strange man watches us with zest
And until he’s dead we cannot rest
So off we sail to places weird
We talk like fools and Ray acts queer
And none of us no how to steer
I really hope a bathrooms near
*doodle oo di loo di loo di loo di loo dee dee*
Upon my shoulder, sits a skull
As simple proof, I can kill all
my enemies! And their almost wall
Of evil gerbils, that maim and maul
But off we sail to places far
We travel towards the northern star
I stay below, the door ajar
While Techy and I, build a bar
Krin thinks I am simply thick
But I proved her wrong; I was slick
I got a boat, for thinking quick
And now she’s feeling quite seasick
*doodle oo di loo di loo di loo di loo dee dee*
And we ALL sail towards adventure, dire
Simply so we’ll level higher
We travel ice, and wind and fire
Jane says I’m ugly, she’s a liar
Oh crap here’s Ray, he’s heard my song
And now he wants to sing along
But believe me, he’s singing it wrong
I think he needs, to lay off the bong
And I’m a pirate, avast me hearties
We’re off to places, full of parties
It seems ray’s left, for before he start he’s
Gotta get out all his farties
We’re a family, this party five
We keep help each other stay alive
Despite all the fighting I’ve
Done was against a frog with a knive
*doodle oo doodle oo, doodle loo dee loo dee loo, doodle lee, doodle lie, doodle lay do lee*
And so our song comes to a close
Jane’s seen something, from nest Crow’s
A lighthouse lights, it’s fog horn blows
And how to steer, no one knows
No one knows!
NOOOO OOONNNNE KNNNOOOOOOWWWWS!
*doodle lee do loo di lie doo low dee lee, lie lee*
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