Utilizing the power of the Wayback Machine, of course!
Link:
web.archive.org/web/20101201192916/http://what-do-you-do.net/extras/music/And the lyrics themselves for posterity's sake:
"OOOOOHHHHHH
We once were happy lads, we laughed with glee
We lived along and happy were we
Until one day when we left Jane be
AND now were walking for two days toward the sea
Refrain:
Killjoy! Killjoy! Jane was a Debbie Downer
We once were people happy, but Jane turned us into frowners
When children go eat candy she calls them all fat
When people talk of flying she talks of going splat
When you go to a restaurant she sees a hole for rats
It sat upon your cheeseburger and we’ll leave it at that
Refrain:
Killjoy! Killjoy! Jane is a Debbie Downer
We once were people happy but Jane turned us into frowners
Most people go to playgrounds with hope for recreation
Not Jane you see, for her happiness is ending your elation
She points at all the rust upon the chains for the swing station
And asks you when you die if she could preform the cremation
Refrain:
Killjoy! Killjoy! Jane is a Debbie Downer
We once were people happy but Jane turned us into frowners
Ray’s solo:
My guitar used to be my friend
We fought together to the end
But now it’s burnt beyond mend
A new one I must rent
I am a bard; my life is hard
Without my instrument
Jane is a strong wizard, she could summon up another
But instead I play the spoons, and she laughs while I suffer
*solo on the spoons*
Refrain:
Killjoy! Killjoy! Jane is a Debbie Downer
We were people happy but Jane turned us into frowners
I’m amazed I could write this song
I’m amazed it lasted this long
And correct me if I’m wrong
I think we’re near the beaches
I think I will go for a swim
Splash at Techy on a whim
But chances of fun are real swim
Whilst Jane warns us of leaches
Refrain:Killjoy! Killjoy! Jane is a Debbie Downer!
We once were people happy but Jane turned us into frowners.
Killjoy! Killjoy! Jane makes us all feel sad
I think we should stop singing now, she’s looking rather mad!"
