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Jan 28, 2014 13:24:06 GMT -5
Post by Viempth on Jan 28, 2014 13:24:06 GMT -5
Engage in sophomoric antics against the Four Corners, lickingvandalizing everything they own. Oh please. That is so beneath you. Once you take over, you'll just destroy their reputation politically and/or buy them. Honestly, your father could have so much more money if he were just willing to screw over the peasants. You are making some major changes as soon as you inherit the company/province. Of course, it is fun to imagine investigating by yourself... yeah! You aren't a Rogue, however, so it would probably be beyond your abilities. Try to remember how the boxes got in your room in the first place. You have absolutely no idea. Somebody keeps putting shit in your room and you are going to find out who if it kills-huh? It seems that someone is at your door. Maybe something can finally happen, today has been so dull. |
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Jan 28, 2014 14:44:45 GMT -5
Post by Honeyman on Jan 28, 2014 14:44:45 GMT -5
Lick them when they come in.
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Feb 6, 2014 23:48:25 GMT -5
Post by Viempth on Feb 6, 2014 23:48:25 GMT -5
Lick them when they come in. |
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Post by Commander Tumbles on Feb 7, 2014 0:56:05 GMT -5
Sally forth! Onwards to patriarchy!
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Feb 7, 2014 21:35:48 GMT -5
Post by Honeyman on Feb 7, 2014 21:35:48 GMT -5
Lick everything and everyone along the way.
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Feb 16, 2014 22:55:04 GMT -5
Post by Viempth on Feb 16, 2014 22:55:04 GMT -5
... ... .................... Look, it's not like you don't love your dad or anything, but he's just so.... it's kind of like... that is... Look, it's hard to explain, okay? Suffice it to say... ...you are not looking forward to this. Allow the focus of your attention to draw back from this single, linear narrative, and loose your story-driving eye out into the spiral dance of a more meta-textual zone. You have more power than merely commanding a single character along their journey, you see. Indeed, you are simply the most important force in existence, as far as this forum adventure is concerned, and as such you wield an extraordinary level of control over the events within. But let's not get carried away. For now, if you don't mind, please select a character. |
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Feb 17, 2014 0:39:19 GMT -5
Post by Wolfe M. Howler on Feb 17, 2014 0:39:19 GMT -5
Lets continue with Miss Licksalot
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Feb 17, 2014 0:42:45 GMT -5
Post by Wolfe M. Howler on Feb 17, 2014 0:42:45 GMT -5
Lets continue with Miss Licksalot Also, lick your dad. |
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Feb 17, 2014 4:30:57 GMT -5
Post by Honeyman on Feb 17, 2014 4:30:57 GMT -5
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Feb 22, 2014 21:01:31 GMT -5
Post by Commander Tumbles on Feb 22, 2014 21:01:31 GMT -5
Go with the tall one
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Feb 23, 2014 23:15:48 GMT -5
Post by Viempth on Feb 23, 2014 23:15:48 GMT -5
Lets continue with Miss Licksalot You successfully fail to stop being Miss Licksalot Edison. You are currently occupying the economics section of the nonfiction half of the library. This is all pretty useless to you at the moment. Your father is almost certainly waiting up in the observatory as usual. He should allow you about ten minutes to prepare for the upcoming... events before he comes to fetch you himself. Better find the magic section quickly. Bonus content unlocked! |
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Feb 24, 2014 11:21:45 GMT -5
Post by Honeyman on Feb 24, 2014 11:21:45 GMT -5
Lick every single book.
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Feb 24, 2014 11:26:45 GMT -5
Post by Commander Tumbles on Feb 24, 2014 11:26:45 GMT -5
Ascend to the patriarchy.
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Mar 8, 2014 10:15:09 GMT -5
via mobile
Post by Pemichan on Mar 8, 2014 10:15:09 GMT -5
Go down the aisles until you find the magic section.
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Mar 9, 2014 16:22:52 GMT -5
Post by Viempth on Mar 9, 2014 16:22:52 GMT -5
... What's this? Ah. And on the other page is... ... You have no idea what you're looking at here. Flipping through a little, it just seems to be your standard religious text. Lots of fake history and diagrams and apocalypse predictions. Probably belongs to some obscure cult. Seriously, those things pop up like everywhere. You have no doubt that it is all utter bullshit like the rest. Probably has no real power at all. Texts like these never do. Except for that one time. But you prefer not to think about that one time. you still have the scars Anyway you decide that this is absolute nonsense and a waste of time and you shouldn't pay attention to it whatsoever. It is just clearly that meaningless and unimportant. You'll have to put it in the fiction section where it belongs as soon as you get some as soon as you get some timeyou totally just wasted almost all of your prep time obsessively licking everything aaahGo down the aisles until you find the magic section. Whew. Alright. Magic section. So because you have so little time left, you really can't do much. You can probably only review one of either the Soul element, necromancy, or the dream world. Any or all of them could likely come up during your... encounter. Of course, you could always grab something random instead. You might grab something really useful... or really useless. Those seem to be your only options. Unless, of course, you can figure out some way to read several books at once... {{you can review character skills/inventory at any time
I'd have made this better/longer but god damn this took so much time already. Sorry :( I feel the guilt of nine-thousand bed-wetting children
also, I have a question: are my images too big? Because I can draw smaller ones if you want. It's difficult for me to tell because I have a really big monitor.}} |
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