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Title: BRONYQUEST 2: Manchild Boogaloo (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Loof on May 14, 2012, 10:34:08 PM
You are a brony. You have just awoken from your slumber by your mother calling. You're wearing nothing but you size XXL 20% cooler T-shirt, bought on the internet by the REAL ARTISTS at welovefine, as opposed to those child pandering Hot Topic people. Your mother is still yelling. Breakfast is done.
Amidst the piles of debris in your room, there is your computer almost buried beneath cheeto bags and mountain dew bottles, on your bed sits your beloved Fluttershy plushie, the mere sight of her makes your heart swoon, and you have to sit down to regain your composure (and to quell your raging erection.) On a shelf is your collection of wildly inaccurate pony toys. One day you'll buy one of those Derpy customs. It'll cost most of your life savings, but it'll be worth it, the life-size Fluttershy plush sure was it.
What do you do?
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST
Post by: Wolfe M. Howler on May 14, 2012, 10:38:46 PM
Re-watch the entire first season for posterity before responding to her call.
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST
Post by: Loof on May 14, 2012, 10:56:28 PM
As your greasy fingers (ponies don't shower, so neither should you) reaches for the power button, your badass fedora falls to the floor (hats are okey though, ponies can wear hats.)
Your rig, well, your dad says it's his, since he paid for it. But that man never understood that sharing is a vital part of friendship and the brony code, just like that girl who refused to give you that last Rainbow Dash figure at the toy store, she just couldn't let the TRUE fans have it. Same incident ended up with you thrown out and banned from the store. Like that matters, there are other places to buy ponies.
Anyway, your computer starts up and you are greeted by the rather... exotic picture of Fluttershy you set as your desktop, same image may have scarred your cousin for life, but that little slut couldn't appreciate true art if it hoofed her in the nose. You mean, she thinks Applejack is her favorite. Says everything, you won't read or favorite anything that won't pair her with her brother. (thinking these thoughts causes your sadly human penis to rise again.)
You start up the playlist of the reorganized fanon version of season one. Two CMC episodes in a row, what were they thinking? And the timeline makes way more sense this way. Your hands search through the nearest bag of snacks for some of that cheesy gold as your eyes are glued to the intro of the pilot. That. That is what life should be like, all you ever wanted. Thoughts flow to your alicorn OC when your dad's voice breaks your concentration. He tells you to turn the sound down. Why can no one tolerate your way of life?
What do you do?
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST
Post by: Wolfe M. Howler on May 14, 2012, 11:00:06 PM
Quickly retreat into your own anal cavity until you are a compact ball. Then continue watching.
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST
Post by: Loof on May 14, 2012, 11:07:25 PM
Try as you might, you cannot even touch your toes, much less crawl up your own ass. Unless there was a portal to Equestria there. Then you would be up there faster than a sonic rainboom.
While admiring your figurines, you see that your once neatly brushed and show accurate mane of one of your Pinkie Pie toys has been defiled. Someone has touched YOUR ponies.
What do you do?
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST
Post by: BardV on May 14, 2012, 11:45:08 PM
.... I have a 20% cooler shirt.
Now you make me feel sad Loof. Why the hate?
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST
Post by: Loof on May 14, 2012, 11:51:26 PM
Low hanging fruit. This adventure is supposed to be humorous and satirical, but is sadly not far from truth in many places.
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST
Post by: Wolfe M. Howler on May 14, 2012, 11:55:28 PM
I find it funny.
Besides, it's more of a parody than anything.
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST
Post by: an alien on May 15, 2012, 12:00:21 AM
Quote from: BardV on May 14, 2012, 11:45:08 PM
Why the hate?
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST
Post by: Loof on May 15, 2012, 12:02:25 AM
Fluttershy comes on screen, that bitch Twilight has no idea how to take care of a sensitive filly like her. Not like you. You love that pony with all your heart.
Every night you dream of her, her soft pink mane, her yellow coat, her scent. Oh, her scent! Just the thought of that demure little pony and all her personality makes your knees weak.
You'll protect her from the world, from everyone. You'll be her pony-knight in shining armor, you've never been able to keep anything safe, but her. You'd die for her.
More and more blood flows to your groin and you cannot control it any more, you leap (well, sort of fall out) out of your chair, tipping it over, and grab the plushie on your bed and start humping its sweet sexy plot. One day, you'll install one of those bad-dragon pony fleshlights in it (author's note: these are real) and she'll be all you'll ever need. She won't have to speak, your mind will do all that. You just need to look into those plush eyes and love. Well, love and fuck. Everyone knows Fluttershy can't say no.
Yet another stain is added to the doll. You hug it and cry, wishing it was a real pony.
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST (reader discretion advised)
Post by: fredmaster3000 on May 15, 2012, 12:22:58 AM
What the f*ck.....
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST
Post by: Commander Fallout on May 15, 2012, 12:23:16 AM
Quote from: Loof on May 14, 2012, 11:07:25 PM
Someone has touched YOUR ponies.
What do you do?
There is only one option
Unleash the dragon.
(http://i1073.photobucket.com/albums/w394/Chromascope3d/Spam/twishot.png)
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST
Post by: 2hatsonehead on May 15, 2012, 03:37:09 AM
Quote from: Wolfe M. Howler on May 14, 2012, 11:00:06 PM
Quickly retreat into your own anal cavity until you are a compact ball. Then continue watching.
Wolfe I didn't know you were a brony. You said you hate them. Also Wolfe Bon-Bon.
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Moltrox on May 15, 2012, 04:03:22 AM
Go eat breakfast while talking with your FS plushie and satisfy your furious mother's wishes of you having breakfast.
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST
Post by: Wolfe M. Howler on May 15, 2012, 04:04:39 AM
Quote from: 2hatsonehead on May 15, 2012, 03:37:09 AM
Quote from: Wolfe M. Howler on May 14, 2012, 11:00:06 PM
Quickly retreat into your own anal cavity until you are a compact ball. Then continue watching.
Wolfe I didn't know you were a brony. You said you hate them. Also Wolfe Bon-Bon.
Have you been reading the thread at all?
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Commander Fallout on May 15, 2012, 04:05:03 AM
Quote from: Moltrox on May 15, 2012, 04:03:22 AM
Go eat breakfast while talking with your FS plushie and satisfy your furious mother's wishes of you having breakfast.
And then unleash the dragon.
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Loof on May 15, 2012, 07:20:51 AM
You go downstairs, Fluttershy plushie under your arm. The rest of your family has already eaten, couldn't even wait for you, no respect at all. You seat Fluttershy plushie on the opposite side of the table. Your mother passes an apathetic glance towards you and your partner, but her disappointment means nothing to you. She doesn't understand. You've taken Fluttershy out to dinner, and as long as YOU think it's real she IS real. If only you could taste the magic.
You finish up your meal, give Fluttershy a kiss on the cheek and carry her upstairs.
It's time for vengeance. You get dressed, still wearing your crusty 20% cooler shirt. You grab your hat and cool longcoat, and head outside, hungry for justice.
What do you do?
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Honeyman on May 15, 2012, 12:57:13 PM
Fuck some shit up
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Commander Fallout on May 15, 2012, 03:29:37 PM
Use your custom twi-shotgun.
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Loof on May 15, 2012, 08:21:09 PM
While you are shotgun-less, you still have your authentic Hanzö Steel that you bought of eBay.
Looking for people to direct your flaming blade of justice upon, you find the neighbour's girl. That bitch laughed at you when you told her about your love for ponies. Who else but her could have debased your Pinkie Pie? You start charging at her, katana raised above your head, when suddenly you trip on your shoelace and fall face first onto the pavement. The katana leaves your hands in the fall, and now lies in two pieces next to you. Blade fell right off the handle.
The neighbour's girl giggles at you. Damn whore got lucky.
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Commander Fallout on May 16, 2012, 01:17:05 AM
Pick up a piece of wood and use it instead.
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST (reader discretion advised)
Post by: fredmaster3000 on May 16, 2012, 05:04:04 AM
Quote from: Commander Fallout on May 16, 2012, 01:17:05 AM
Pick up a piece of wood and use it instead.
agreeable enough
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Moltrox on May 17, 2012, 03:20:03 AM
Use the remaining pieces of the Katana.
OR
Just tolerate and love, what would Fluttershy think of you is she found out what you did to that poor girl?
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Commander Fallout on May 17, 2012, 03:21:35 AM
We all know the answer to that. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oE2bsZ3Yiqk)
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Loof on May 17, 2012, 06:13:05 PM
Your neighbourhood is sadly stickless, and you're not picking up that blade without its handle, you could get hurt!
Fluttershy would be proud that you protected her from such a degenerate hater, you rise, grab the katana handle and start beating up the little girl with it.
She cries and screams, but you're not stopping. She needs to learn that bronies are to be tolerated.
Then someone hits you on the head with a frying pan. You black out.
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Commander Fallout on May 17, 2012, 06:42:44 PM
Dream about ponies.
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Moltrox on May 18, 2012, 02:00:55 AM
Quote from: Commander Fallout on May 17, 2012, 06:42:44 PM
Dream about ponies.
And that you're with your loved one Fluttershy, doing something special in a special moment.
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Loof on May 18, 2012, 10:52:29 AM
If you weren't unconscious, you'd be dreaming about ponies so hard.
You wake up in a holding cell, bare of anything but the bare necessities. Only one thought is in your mind. Fluttershy doll.
You left her alone. She's probably scared out of her mind now. You shake the bars on your cell, but there's no reply.
What do you do?
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Commander Fallout on May 18, 2012, 03:21:35 PM
Your love gives you new found strength. BRONY SMASH!
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST (reader discretion advised)
Post by: FunkyNinjaZ on May 18, 2012, 08:44:07 PM
Think of the most suggestive Fluttershy images ever, then once your erection reaches absurd lengths pick the lock with it.
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Loof on May 19, 2012, 03:55:49 PM
You are now Fluttershy plushie.
You're placed carefully on top of your owner's bed, which you'd love to say is the smelliest and crustiest thing in the room, but that "honor" goes to you. And even if it was, you lack the vocal cords with which to express said opinion. Your owner has been gone unusually long, he usually brings you along when heading to 'meatups' and cons. His disappearance actually comes to you as a relief. But he could be back at any moment.
What do you do?
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Wolfe M. Howler on May 19, 2012, 05:02:50 PM
Go and take a shower, and find a voice synthesizer.
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Commander Fallout on May 19, 2012, 06:33:02 PM
Get washed and donated to a thrift store, along with all of Brony's stuff.
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Loof on May 19, 2012, 07:02:37 PM
You can do no such things. You are an inanimate object, seems like your owner is not the only one to forget that.
You are no longer Fluttershy plushie.
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Commander Fallout on May 19, 2012, 07:14:47 PM
Quote from: Loof on May 19, 2012, 07:02:37 PM
You can do no such things. You are an inanimate object, seems like your owner is not the only one to forget that.
You are no longer Fluttershy plushie.
Parents: donate son's stuff to thrift store.
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST (reader discretion advised)
Post by: BloodIccc on May 20, 2012, 01:03:59 AM
Loof> Commit Suicide
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Carnath on May 20, 2012, 01:50:20 AM
Now now Blood, suicide is a bit excessive (unless it's seppuku). Even if he is going massively overboard on what could be considered "true".
Also, as a personal note to Loof: Why mention that the shirt came from WeLoveFine instead of Hot Topic? What's the problem with buying it from a site where people can submit their own designs to be voted on? I personally like surfing through that site to see what designs people make and submit there.
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Loof on May 20, 2012, 10:05:24 AM
It's the point that my character thinks that this makes the shirt inherently better. I don't like Hot Topic either, and I'm just trying to spew all the brony clichés I've encountered.
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Carnath on May 21, 2012, 05:28:50 AM
TBH I never heard that cliche before about bronies. Actually, I encounter more people who buy their shirts and such from Hot Topic then Fine. And the one you used with the mountain of Mountain Dew and Cheeto's, is really more of a no-life gamer cliche then a brony cliche (with cheetos being occasionally interchangeable with dorito's).
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Wolfe M. Howler on May 21, 2012, 05:56:24 AM
Carnath, just enjoy the fun of ruining a poor idiots life, we can nit pick once it's over.
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Carnath on May 21, 2012, 06:28:12 AM
But why can't I nitpick WHILE ruing the poor idiot's life? Sounds just as fine to my over-caffienated mind.
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Loof on May 21, 2012, 09:50:56 PM
^^^^^^ Real bronies get high on the ~*magic of friendship*~
------------------------
Parents: Hell naw you're touching that stuff. It's filthy. You're thinking about literally sawing his room off the house whenif he moves out.
Back to the cell.
Just as you've given up hope, the guard drops his keys. Right outside your cell, within your reach, no less. Normally, you'd think this would be totally unrealistic and call bullshit, but you can't really afford to look a gift horse in the mouth right now. (hohoho, see what you did there.) You make a miraculously successful dash out the door. It's almost like they wanted you out of there.
You're outside the police station. What do you do?
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Commander Fallout on May 21, 2012, 10:49:04 PM
Be paranoid. This is obviously a plot by Twilight Sparkle to keep you from your beloved.
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Moltrox on May 22, 2012, 12:48:06 AM
Go home.
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Commander Fallout on May 27, 2012, 07:02:41 PM
Do something to keep this thread from dying.
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Loof on May 27, 2012, 09:28:35 PM
I just don't feel like writing. Art like this thread can only come through inspiration, and I'm fresh out.
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST (reader discretion advised)
Post by: maclarr1 on May 28, 2012, 03:28:10 AM
BY:(BY stands for brony)<Find portal to Equstria
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Wolfe M. Howler on May 28, 2012, 03:32:54 AM
I'll take over then.
Of course! That stupid bitch of a purple horse has done things like this before, like when she used her magic to put Fluttershy into the washing machine.
She was the one who convinced the neighbor to touch your Pinkie Pie! There is only one option left...
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Moltrox on May 28, 2012, 03:59:18 AM
Girl, I want you to touch my Pinkie Pie while we Twillight Sparkle, if you know what I mean...
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Honeyman on May 28, 2012, 04:05:58 AM
Oh, I'm quite Fluttershy, but it's a Rarity to find a man like you... Now let's Rainbow Dash and Twilight Sparkle.
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Moltrox on May 28, 2012, 11:57:32 PM
I see. Why don't you come to my appartment so you can Apple Jack with my Princess Celestia?
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Loof on September 09, 2012, 12:16:30 PM
Restart!
You are Mitt Bromny, a hardline conservative brony. You believe in the tenets of the Magic of Friendship (as long as you don't have to do anything you don't want to or if someone wants you to change) and today is the first day of your new life. You've moved to a new high school, after being suspended from your last one (those mothercloppers can't tolerate anything, what haters)
You are standing in the hallway, 5 minutes before your first class. You have:
at least 20kg of obesity
a backpack filled with MLP school supplies
a sweaty, crusty brony T-shirt, made by people who hate you, but are making boatloads of money from your kind
no pony plushie
a pony-tail
an extremely ill-fitting fedora
What do yo- HOLDONASEC
Who is your favorite pony? (please note that this choice will change the adventure drastically)
Also: this may have pictures, if I feel like it
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST 2: The Bronying (reader discretion advised)
Post by: BloodIccc on September 09, 2012, 12:28:59 PM
Author; Die
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST 2: The Bronying (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Loof on September 09, 2012, 12:31:09 PM
Your favorite pony is Authordie, your alicorn OC
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST 2: The Bronying (reader discretion advised)
Post by: BloodIccc on September 09, 2012, 12:32:04 PM
Loof>Realize you are man child, then collect all eight horse crouches
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST 2: The Bronying (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Commander Fallout on September 09, 2012, 03:24:02 PM
Get bullied by Ron Foal and Hermane Cain.
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST 2: The Bronying (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Wolfe M. Howler on September 09, 2012, 05:43:56 PM
YAY THIS IS BACK!!!
Find a pony plushie, and take it to the bathroom with you.
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST 2: The Bronying (reader discretion advised)
Post by: BloodIccc on September 09, 2012, 05:45:30 PM
Die
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST 2: The Bronying (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Wolfe M. Howler on September 09, 2012, 06:25:11 PM
Oh, calm down your butthurt, Blood. Have some fun.
Or make one of these that is for Anti-Anti-Bronies.
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST 2: The Bronying (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Honeyman on September 09, 2012, 06:27:58 PM
Try to scope out some more Bronies.
See? I'm having fun.
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST 2: The Bronying (reader discretion advised)
Post by: BloodIccc on September 09, 2012, 06:33:28 PM
Quote from: Wolfe M. Howler on September 09, 2012, 06:25:11 PM
Oh, calm down your butthurt, Blood. Have some fun.
Or make one of these that is for Anti-Anti-Bronies.
What the hell are you talking about? I'm posting a suggestion
Don't get your panties in a knot already Wolfe, else you might set another record for yourself
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST 2: The Bronying (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Loof on September 09, 2012, 06:41:34 PM
You spot no bronies, nor do you spot any pony plushie. Time to go converting, after class, of course.
I'm sorry. 'die' is not an accepted command.
Class begins in 3 minutes. What do you do?
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST 2: The Bronying (reader discretion advised)
Post by: BloodIccc on September 09, 2012, 06:43:57 PM
Die harder
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST 2: Manchild Boogaloo (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Loof on September 09, 2012, 06:45:52 PM
I'm sorry, "die harder" is not an accepted command.
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST 2: Manchild Boogaloo (reader discretion advised)
Post by: BloodIccc on September 09, 2012, 06:46:25 PM
Get the author to read a dictionary
Then die
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST 2: Manchild Boogaloo (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Loof on September 09, 2012, 06:47:07 PM
I'm sorry, but "Get the author to read a dictionary Then die" is not a valid command.
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST 2: Manchild Boogaloo (reader discretion advised)
Post by: BloodIccc on September 09, 2012, 06:52:10 PM
Go into real life and then find a dictionary in order to continue the current adventure.
Because you can't really be serious without a dictionary
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST 2: The Bronying (reader discretion advised)
Post by: BardV on September 09, 2012, 07:00:40 PM
Quote from: Commander Fallout on September 09, 2012, 03:24:02 PM
Get bullied by Ron Foal and Hermane Cain.
^
Don't forget to harass class president Barrack Obamare
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST 2: Manchild Boogaloo (reader discretion advised)
Post by: BloodIccc on September 09, 2012, 09:22:36 PM
Everybody knows Ronneigh will win this year, Barrack Obamare can't possibly be elected twice!
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST 2: Manchild Boogaloo (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Loof on September 09, 2012, 09:30:05 PM
Quote from: BloodIccc on September 09, 2012, 09:22:36 PM
Everybody knows Ronneigh will win this year, Barrack Obamare can't possibly be elected twice!
(http://i.imgur.com/4wSXW.jpg)
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST 2: Manchild Boogaloo (reader discretion advised)
Post by: BloodIccc on September 09, 2012, 09:50:37 PM
Quote from: Loof
I'm sorry, but "The author getting a life" is not a valid command.
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST 2: Manchild Boogaloo (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Wolfe M. Howler on September 09, 2012, 09:55:21 PM
Quote from: Brony-matic 2000, Given name BloodIccc
I'm sorry, but "Stop being so butthurt" is not a valid command.
Anal injuries at 89% maximum
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST 2: Manchild Boogaloo (reader discretion advised)
Post by: BloodIccc on September 09, 2012, 10:11:41 PM
Quote from: Wolfe M. Howler
I'm sorry, but "Stop being so butthurt" is not a valid command.
Anal injuries at 100% maximum
Also I suck
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST 2: Manchild Boogaloo (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Moltrox on September 09, 2012, 10:46:44 PM
Go to the restroom before class starts.
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST 2: Manchild Boogaloo (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Wolfe M. Howler on September 10, 2012, 12:08:59 AM
You do suck, Blood.
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST 2: Manchild Boogaloo (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Mega_Man on September 10, 2012, 12:25:21 AM
>_Jump off a cliff, because you're a brony.
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST 2: Manchild Boogaloo (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Wolfe M. Howler on September 10, 2012, 12:32:56 AM
If you have to take a test, make all the answers pony related.
OR
Draw cutie marks for your classmates, and scream at them until they wear them.
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST 2: Manchild Boogaloo (reader discretion advised)
Post by: BloodIccc on September 10, 2012, 07:16:35 PM
Realize the right side of your brain is retarded and never to listen to it ever again.
Then continue to class like the normal person with simple tastes that you are
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST 2: Manchild Boogaloo (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Moltrox on September 10, 2012, 10:04:38 PM
Just go to the restroom already, maybe draw an anonymous secret confession or something in one of the stalls.
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST 2: Manchild Boogaloo (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Loof on September 11, 2012, 07:13:02 AM
>Jump of cliff
Jump of a cliff? Why would you do that? You're a brony, the new ubermensch!
>Go restroom.
You are now in the school restroom, you are alone.
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST 2: Manchild Boogaloo (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Rawrd00d on September 11, 2012, 12:05:31 PM
Use your untrimmed fingernails to engrave ponies into the bathroom stalls' walls.
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST 2: Manchild Boogaloo (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Moltrox on September 11, 2012, 09:07:43 PM
Quote from: Rawrd00d on September 11, 2012, 12:05:31 PM
Use your untrimmed fingernails to engrave ponies into the bathroom stalls' walls.
Or markers.
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST 2: Manchild Boogaloo (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Commander Fallout on September 12, 2012, 12:54:47 AM
Promise to do something to get the bathrooms clean, somehow.
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WhatDoYouDo.Net => User adventures => Topic started by: Loof on May 14, 2012, 10:34:08 PM
Title: BRONYQUEST 2: Manchild Boogaloo (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Loof on May 14, 2012, 10:34:08 PM
You are a brony. You have just awoken from your slumber by your mother calling. You're wearing nothing but you size XXL 20% cooler T-shirt, bought on the internet by the REAL ARTISTS at welovefine, as opposed to those child pandering Hot Topic people. Your mother is still yelling. Breakfast is done.
Amidst the piles of debris in your room, there is your computer almost buried beneath cheeto bags and mountain dew bottles, on your bed sits your beloved Fluttershy plushie, the mere sight of her makes your heart swoon, and you have to sit down to regain your composure (and to quell your raging erection.) On a shelf is your collection of wildly inaccurate pony toys. One day you'll buy one of those Derpy customs. It'll cost most of your life savings, but it'll be worth it, the life-size Fluttershy plush sure was it.
What do you do?
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST
Post by: Wolfe M. Howler on May 14, 2012, 10:38:46 PM
Re-watch the entire first season for posterity before responding to her call.
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST
Post by: Loof on May 14, 2012, 10:56:28 PM
As your greasy fingers (ponies don't shower, so neither should you) reaches for the power button, your badass fedora falls to the floor (hats are okey though, ponies can wear hats.)
Your rig, well, your dad says it's his, since he paid for it. But that man never understood that sharing is a vital part of friendship and the brony code, just like that girl who refused to give you that last Rainbow Dash figure at the toy store, she just couldn't let the TRUE fans have it. Same incident ended up with you thrown out and banned from the store. Like that matters, there are other places to buy ponies.
Anyway, your computer starts up and you are greeted by the rather... exotic picture of Fluttershy you set as your desktop, same image may have scarred your cousin for life, but that little slut couldn't appreciate true art if it hoofed her in the nose. You mean, she thinks Applejack is her favorite. Says everything, you won't read or favorite anything that won't pair her with her brother. (thinking these thoughts causes your sadly human penis to rise again.)
You start up the playlist of the reorganized fanon version of season one. Two CMC episodes in a row, what were they thinking? And the timeline makes way more sense this way. Your hands search through the nearest bag of snacks for some of that cheesy gold as your eyes are glued to the intro of the pilot. That. That is what life should be like, all you ever wanted. Thoughts flow to your alicorn OC when your dad's voice breaks your concentration. He tells you to turn the sound down. Why can no one tolerate your way of life?
What do you do?
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST
Post by: Wolfe M. Howler on May 14, 2012, 11:00:06 PM
Quickly retreat into your own anal cavity until you are a compact ball. Then continue watching.
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST
Post by: Loof on May 14, 2012, 11:07:25 PM
Try as you might, you cannot even touch your toes, much less crawl up your own ass. Unless there was a portal to Equestria there. Then you would be up there faster than a sonic rainboom.
While admiring your figurines, you see that your once neatly brushed and show accurate mane of one of your Pinkie Pie toys has been defiled. Someone has touched YOUR ponies.
What do you do?
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST
Post by: BardV on May 14, 2012, 11:45:08 PM
.... I have a 20% cooler shirt.
Now you make me feel sad Loof. Why the hate?
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST
Post by: Loof on May 14, 2012, 11:51:26 PM
Low hanging fruit. This adventure is supposed to be humorous and satirical, but is sadly not far from truth in many places.
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST
Post by: Wolfe M. Howler on May 14, 2012, 11:55:28 PM
I find it funny.
Besides, it's more of a parody than anything.
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST
Post by: an alien on May 15, 2012, 12:00:21 AM
Quote from: BardV on May 14, 2012, 11:45:08 PM
Why the hate?
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST
Post by: Loof on May 15, 2012, 12:02:25 AM
Fluttershy comes on screen, that bitch Twilight has no idea how to take care of a sensitive filly like her. Not like you. You love that pony with all your heart.
Every night you dream of her, her soft pink mane, her yellow coat, her scent. Oh, her scent! Just the thought of that demure little pony and all her personality makes your knees weak.
You'll protect her from the world, from everyone. You'll be her pony-knight in shining armor, you've never been able to keep anything safe, but her. You'd die for her.
More and more blood flows to your groin and you cannot control it any more, you leap (well, sort of fall out) out of your chair, tipping it over, and grab the plushie on your bed and start humping its sweet sexy plot. One day, you'll install one of those bad-dragon pony fleshlights in it (author's note: these are real) and she'll be all you'll ever need. She won't have to speak, your mind will do all that. You just need to look into those plush eyes and love. Well, love and fuck. Everyone knows Fluttershy can't say no.
Yet another stain is added to the doll. You hug it and cry, wishing it was a real pony.
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST (reader discretion advised)
Post by: fredmaster3000 on May 15, 2012, 12:22:58 AM
What the f*ck.....
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST
Post by: Commander Fallout on May 15, 2012, 12:23:16 AM
Quote from: Loof on May 14, 2012, 11:07:25 PM
Someone has touched YOUR ponies.
What do you do?
There is only one option
Unleash the dragon.
(http://i1073.photobucket.com/albums/w394/Chromascope3d/Spam/twishot.png)
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST
Post by: 2hatsonehead on May 15, 2012, 03:37:09 AM
Quote from: Wolfe M. Howler on May 14, 2012, 11:00:06 PM
Quickly retreat into your own anal cavity until you are a compact ball. Then continue watching.
Wolfe I didn't know you were a brony. You said you hate them. Also Wolfe Bon-Bon.
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Moltrox on May 15, 2012, 04:03:22 AM
Go eat breakfast while talking with your FS plushie and satisfy your furious mother's wishes of you having breakfast.
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST
Post by: Wolfe M. Howler on May 15, 2012, 04:04:39 AM
Quote from: 2hatsonehead on May 15, 2012, 03:37:09 AM
Quote from: Wolfe M. Howler on May 14, 2012, 11:00:06 PM
Quickly retreat into your own anal cavity until you are a compact ball. Then continue watching.
Wolfe I didn't know you were a brony. You said you hate them. Also Wolfe Bon-Bon.
Have you been reading the thread at all?
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Commander Fallout on May 15, 2012, 04:05:03 AM
Quote from: Moltrox on May 15, 2012, 04:03:22 AM
Go eat breakfast while talking with your FS plushie and satisfy your furious mother's wishes of you having breakfast.
And then unleash the dragon.
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Loof on May 15, 2012, 07:20:51 AM
You go downstairs, Fluttershy plushie under your arm. The rest of your family has already eaten, couldn't even wait for you, no respect at all. You seat Fluttershy plushie on the opposite side of the table. Your mother passes an apathetic glance towards you and your partner, but her disappointment means nothing to you. She doesn't understand. You've taken Fluttershy out to dinner, and as long as YOU think it's real she IS real. If only you could taste the magic.
You finish up your meal, give Fluttershy a kiss on the cheek and carry her upstairs.
It's time for vengeance. You get dressed, still wearing your crusty 20% cooler shirt. You grab your hat and cool longcoat, and head outside, hungry for justice.
What do you do?
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Honeyman on May 15, 2012, 12:57:13 PM
Fuck some shit up
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Commander Fallout on May 15, 2012, 03:29:37 PM
Use your custom twi-shotgun.
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Loof on May 15, 2012, 08:21:09 PM
While you are shotgun-less, you still have your authentic Hanzö Steel that you bought of eBay.
Looking for people to direct your flaming blade of justice upon, you find the neighbour's girl. That bitch laughed at you when you told her about your love for ponies. Who else but her could have debased your Pinkie Pie? You start charging at her, katana raised above your head, when suddenly you trip on your shoelace and fall face first onto the pavement. The katana leaves your hands in the fall, and now lies in two pieces next to you. Blade fell right off the handle.
The neighbour's girl giggles at you. Damn whore got lucky.
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Commander Fallout on May 16, 2012, 01:17:05 AM
Pick up a piece of wood and use it instead.
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST (reader discretion advised)
Post by: fredmaster3000 on May 16, 2012, 05:04:04 AM
Quote from: Commander Fallout on May 16, 2012, 01:17:05 AM
Pick up a piece of wood and use it instead.
agreeable enough
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Moltrox on May 17, 2012, 03:20:03 AM
Use the remaining pieces of the Katana.
OR
Just tolerate and love, what would Fluttershy think of you is she found out what you did to that poor girl?
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Commander Fallout on May 17, 2012, 03:21:35 AM
We all know the answer to that. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oE2bsZ3Yiqk)
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Loof on May 17, 2012, 06:13:05 PM
Your neighbourhood is sadly stickless, and you're not picking up that blade without its handle, you could get hurt!
Fluttershy would be proud that you protected her from such a degenerate hater, you rise, grab the katana handle and start beating up the little girl with it.
She cries and screams, but you're not stopping. She needs to learn that bronies are to be tolerated.
Then someone hits you on the head with a frying pan. You black out.
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Commander Fallout on May 17, 2012, 06:42:44 PM
Dream about ponies.
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Moltrox on May 18, 2012, 02:00:55 AM
Quote from: Commander Fallout on May 17, 2012, 06:42:44 PM
Dream about ponies.
And that you're with your loved one Fluttershy, doing something special in a special moment.
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Loof on May 18, 2012, 10:52:29 AM
If you weren't unconscious, you'd be dreaming about ponies so hard.
You wake up in a holding cell, bare of anything but the bare necessities. Only one thought is in your mind. Fluttershy doll.
You left her alone. She's probably scared out of her mind now. You shake the bars on your cell, but there's no reply.
What do you do?
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Commander Fallout on May 18, 2012, 03:21:35 PM
Your love gives you new found strength. BRONY SMASH!
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST (reader discretion advised)
Post by: FunkyNinjaZ on May 18, 2012, 08:44:07 PM
Think of the most suggestive Fluttershy images ever, then once your erection reaches absurd lengths pick the lock with it.
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Loof on May 19, 2012, 03:55:49 PM
You are now Fluttershy plushie.
You're placed carefully on top of your owner's bed, which you'd love to say is the smelliest and crustiest thing in the room, but that "honor" goes to you. And even if it was, you lack the vocal cords with which to express said opinion. Your owner has been gone unusually long, he usually brings you along when heading to 'meatups' and cons. His disappearance actually comes to you as a relief. But he could be back at any moment.
What do you do?
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Wolfe M. Howler on May 19, 2012, 05:02:50 PM
Go and take a shower, and find a voice synthesizer.
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Commander Fallout on May 19, 2012, 06:33:02 PM
Get washed and donated to a thrift store, along with all of Brony's stuff.
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Loof on May 19, 2012, 07:02:37 PM
You can do no such things. You are an inanimate object, seems like your owner is not the only one to forget that.
You are no longer Fluttershy plushie.
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Commander Fallout on May 19, 2012, 07:14:47 PM
Quote from: Loof on May 19, 2012, 07:02:37 PM
You can do no such things. You are an inanimate object, seems like your owner is not the only one to forget that.
You are no longer Fluttershy plushie.
Parents: donate son's stuff to thrift store.
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST (reader discretion advised)
Post by: BloodIccc on May 20, 2012, 01:03:59 AM
Loof> Commit Suicide
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Carnath on May 20, 2012, 01:50:20 AM
Now now Blood, suicide is a bit excessive (unless it's seppuku). Even if he is going massively overboard on what could be considered "true".
Also, as a personal note to Loof: Why mention that the shirt came from WeLoveFine instead of Hot Topic? What's the problem with buying it from a site where people can submit their own designs to be voted on? I personally like surfing through that site to see what designs people make and submit there.
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Loof on May 20, 2012, 10:05:24 AM
It's the point that my character thinks that this makes the shirt inherently better. I don't like Hot Topic either, and I'm just trying to spew all the brony clichés I've encountered.
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Carnath on May 21, 2012, 05:28:50 AM
TBH I never heard that cliche before about bronies. Actually, I encounter more people who buy their shirts and such from Hot Topic then Fine. And the one you used with the mountain of Mountain Dew and Cheeto's, is really more of a no-life gamer cliche then a brony cliche (with cheetos being occasionally interchangeable with dorito's).
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Wolfe M. Howler on May 21, 2012, 05:56:24 AM
Carnath, just enjoy the fun of ruining a poor idiots life, we can nit pick once it's over.
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Carnath on May 21, 2012, 06:28:12 AM
But why can't I nitpick WHILE ruing the poor idiot's life? Sounds just as fine to my over-caffienated mind.
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Loof on May 21, 2012, 09:50:56 PM
^^^^^^ Real bronies get high on the ~*magic of friendship*~
------------------------
Parents: Hell naw you're touching that stuff. It's filthy. You're thinking about literally sawing his room off the house whenif he moves out.
Back to the cell.
Just as you've given up hope, the guard drops his keys. Right outside your cell, within your reach, no less. Normally, you'd think this would be totally unrealistic and call bullshit, but you can't really afford to look a gift horse in the mouth right now. (hohoho, see what you did there.) You make a miraculously successful dash out the door. It's almost like they wanted you out of there.
You're outside the police station. What do you do?
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Commander Fallout on May 21, 2012, 10:49:04 PM
Be paranoid. This is obviously a plot by Twilight Sparkle to keep you from your beloved.
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Moltrox on May 22, 2012, 12:48:06 AM
Go home.
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Commander Fallout on May 27, 2012, 07:02:41 PM
Do something to keep this thread from dying.
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Loof on May 27, 2012, 09:28:35 PM
I just don't feel like writing. Art like this thread can only come through inspiration, and I'm fresh out.
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST (reader discretion advised)
Post by: maclarr1 on May 28, 2012, 03:28:10 AM
BY:(BY stands for brony)<Find portal to Equstria
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Wolfe M. Howler on May 28, 2012, 03:32:54 AM
I'll take over then.
Of course! That stupid bitch of a purple horse has done things like this before, like when she used her magic to put Fluttershy into the washing machine.
She was the one who convinced the neighbor to touch your Pinkie Pie! There is only one option left...
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Moltrox on May 28, 2012, 03:59:18 AM
Girl, I want you to touch my Pinkie Pie while we Twillight Sparkle, if you know what I mean...
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Honeyman on May 28, 2012, 04:05:58 AM
Oh, I'm quite Fluttershy, but it's a Rarity to find a man like you... Now let's Rainbow Dash and Twilight Sparkle.
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Moltrox on May 28, 2012, 11:57:32 PM
I see. Why don't you come to my appartment so you can Apple Jack with my Princess Celestia?
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Loof on September 09, 2012, 12:16:30 PM
Restart!
You are Mitt Bromny, a hardline conservative brony. You believe in the tenets of the Magic of Friendship (as long as you don't have to do anything you don't want to or if someone wants you to change) and today is the first day of your new life. You've moved to a new high school, after being suspended from your last one (those mothercloppers can't tolerate anything, what haters)
You are standing in the hallway, 5 minutes before your first class. You have:
at least 20kg of obesity
a backpack filled with MLP school supplies
a sweaty, crusty brony T-shirt, made by people who hate you, but are making boatloads of money from your kind
no pony plushie
a pony-tail
an extremely ill-fitting fedora
What do yo- HOLDONASEC
Who is your favorite pony? (please note that this choice will change the adventure drastically)
Also: this may have pictures, if I feel like it
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST 2: The Bronying (reader discretion advised)
Post by: BloodIccc on September 09, 2012, 12:28:59 PM
Author; Die
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST 2: The Bronying (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Loof on September 09, 2012, 12:31:09 PM
Your favorite pony is Authordie, your alicorn OC
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST 2: The Bronying (reader discretion advised)
Post by: BloodIccc on September 09, 2012, 12:32:04 PM
Loof>Realize you are man child, then collect all eight horse crouches
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST 2: The Bronying (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Commander Fallout on September 09, 2012, 03:24:02 PM
Get bullied by Ron Foal and Hermane Cain.
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST 2: The Bronying (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Wolfe M. Howler on September 09, 2012, 05:43:56 PM
YAY THIS IS BACK!!!
Find a pony plushie, and take it to the bathroom with you.
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST 2: The Bronying (reader discretion advised)
Post by: BloodIccc on September 09, 2012, 05:45:30 PM
Die
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST 2: The Bronying (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Wolfe M. Howler on September 09, 2012, 06:25:11 PM
Oh, calm down your butthurt, Blood. Have some fun.
Or make one of these that is for Anti-Anti-Bronies.
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST 2: The Bronying (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Honeyman on September 09, 2012, 06:27:58 PM
Try to scope out some more Bronies.
See? I'm having fun.
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST 2: The Bronying (reader discretion advised)
Post by: BloodIccc on September 09, 2012, 06:33:28 PM
Quote from: Wolfe M. Howler on September 09, 2012, 06:25:11 PM
Oh, calm down your butthurt, Blood. Have some fun.
Or make one of these that is for Anti-Anti-Bronies.
What the hell are you talking about? I'm posting a suggestion
Don't get your panties in a knot already Wolfe, else you might set another record for yourself
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST 2: The Bronying (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Loof on September 09, 2012, 06:41:34 PM
You spot no bronies, nor do you spot any pony plushie. Time to go converting, after class, of course.
I'm sorry. 'die' is not an accepted command.
Class begins in 3 minutes. What do you do?
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST 2: The Bronying (reader discretion advised)
Post by: BloodIccc on September 09, 2012, 06:43:57 PM
Die harder
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST 2: Manchild Boogaloo (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Loof on September 09, 2012, 06:45:52 PM
I'm sorry, "die harder" is not an accepted command.
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST 2: Manchild Boogaloo (reader discretion advised)
Post by: BloodIccc on September 09, 2012, 06:46:25 PM
Get the author to read a dictionary
Then die
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST 2: Manchild Boogaloo (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Loof on September 09, 2012, 06:47:07 PM
I'm sorry, but "Get the author to read a dictionary Then die" is not a valid command.
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST 2: Manchild Boogaloo (reader discretion advised)
Post by: BloodIccc on September 09, 2012, 06:52:10 PM
Go into real life and then find a dictionary in order to continue the current adventure.
Because you can't really be serious without a dictionary
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST 2: The Bronying (reader discretion advised)
Post by: BardV on September 09, 2012, 07:00:40 PM
Quote from: Commander Fallout on September 09, 2012, 03:24:02 PM
Get bullied by Ron Foal and Hermane Cain.
^
Don't forget to harass class president Barrack Obamare
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST 2: Manchild Boogaloo (reader discretion advised)
Post by: BloodIccc on September 09, 2012, 09:22:36 PM
Everybody knows Ronneigh will win this year, Barrack Obamare can't possibly be elected twice!
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST 2: Manchild Boogaloo (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Loof on September 09, 2012, 09:30:05 PM
Quote from: BloodIccc on September 09, 2012, 09:22:36 PM
Everybody knows Ronneigh will win this year, Barrack Obamare can't possibly be elected twice!
(http://i.imgur.com/4wSXW.jpg)
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST 2: Manchild Boogaloo (reader discretion advised)
Post by: BloodIccc on September 09, 2012, 09:50:37 PM
Quote from: Loof
I'm sorry, but "The author getting a life" is not a valid command.
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST 2: Manchild Boogaloo (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Wolfe M. Howler on September 09, 2012, 09:55:21 PM
Quote from: Brony-matic 2000, Given name BloodIccc
I'm sorry, but "Stop being so butthurt" is not a valid command.
Anal injuries at 89% maximum
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST 2: Manchild Boogaloo (reader discretion advised)
Post by: BloodIccc on September 09, 2012, 10:11:41 PM
Quote from: Wolfe M. Howler
I'm sorry, but "Stop being so butthurt" is not a valid command.
Anal injuries at 100% maximum
Also I suck
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST 2: Manchild Boogaloo (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Moltrox on September 09, 2012, 10:46:44 PM
Go to the restroom before class starts.
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST 2: Manchild Boogaloo (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Wolfe M. Howler on September 10, 2012, 12:08:59 AM
You do suck, Blood.
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST 2: Manchild Boogaloo (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Mega_Man on September 10, 2012, 12:25:21 AM
>_Jump off a cliff, because you're a brony.
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST 2: Manchild Boogaloo (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Wolfe M. Howler on September 10, 2012, 12:32:56 AM
If you have to take a test, make all the answers pony related.
OR
Draw cutie marks for your classmates, and scream at them until they wear them.
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST 2: Manchild Boogaloo (reader discretion advised)
Post by: BloodIccc on September 10, 2012, 07:16:35 PM
Realize the right side of your brain is retarded and never to listen to it ever again.
Then continue to class like the normal person with simple tastes that you are
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST 2: Manchild Boogaloo (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Moltrox on September 10, 2012, 10:04:38 PM
Just go to the restroom already, maybe draw an anonymous secret confession or something in one of the stalls.
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST 2: Manchild Boogaloo (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Loof on September 11, 2012, 07:13:02 AM
>Jump of cliff
Jump of a cliff? Why would you do that? You're a brony, the new ubermensch!
>Go restroom.
You are now in the school restroom, you are alone.
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST 2: Manchild Boogaloo (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Rawrd00d on September 11, 2012, 12:05:31 PM
Use your untrimmed fingernails to engrave ponies into the bathroom stalls' walls.
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST 2: Manchild Boogaloo (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Moltrox on September 11, 2012, 09:07:43 PM
Quote from: Rawrd00d on September 11, 2012, 12:05:31 PM
Use your untrimmed fingernails to engrave ponies into the bathroom stalls' walls.
Or markers.
Title: Re: BRONYQUEST 2: Manchild Boogaloo (reader discretion advised)
Post by: Commander Fallout on September 12, 2012, 12:54:47 AM
Promise to do something to get the bathrooms clean, somehow.
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