gixmo
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He returns! (again)
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Post by gixmo on Jun 28, 2014 2:17:44 GMT -5
You're a hobo living in the streets on Newyork. Everyone calls you "that one crazy old guy" but you know that you're just miss understood! One day while begging, you get sick of asking people for money, and decide to try to find another way to get some cash.  |
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Post by Wolfe M. Howler on Jun 28, 2014 9:55:56 GMT -5
Sell your forehead as advertising space.
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Post by Honeyman on Jun 29, 2014 2:49:30 GMT -5
Do some tattoos and get a drug.
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Post by crazycolorz5 on Jun 30, 2014 19:52:25 GMT -5
Scratch your crotch.
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frostward
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Post by frostward on Jul 1, 2014 3:04:15 GMT -5
Start dancing in the middle of the street.
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gixmo
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Post by gixmo on Jul 23, 2014 0:45:29 GMT -5
 Ah, that feels nice.... Start dancing in the middle of the street.  Do some tattoos and get a drug. After getting some tattoos, you go get a drug, then the flying elf next to you asks you if you want some more potions.  |
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Post by Viempth on Jul 23, 2014 1:01:25 GMT -5
>Hell yeah. Get that potion.
>Die because the potion was poison.
> Begin GHOST hobo adventures!
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gixmo
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Post by gixmo on Jul 23, 2014 1:27:55 GMT -5
>Hell yeah. Get that potion. After drinking the potion, you realize that you're not a hobo living in Newyork, you're really a lava mermaid with a purple gun sword! It was so obvious, you face palm yourself for not realizing earlier!  |
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Post by Commander Tumbles on Jul 23, 2014 8:02:46 GMT -5
Inject 1 marijuanas
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Post by Honeyman on Jul 24, 2014 8:52:26 GMT -5
Do some more tattoos.
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gixmo
Adept Multiclasser
He returns! (again)
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Post by gixmo on Jul 31, 2014 21:00:49 GMT -5
You decide to go back to the tattoo artist and ask for a new tattoo(s).  |
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Post by Honeyman on Jul 31, 2014 23:28:06 GMT -5
All of them. On the butt.
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gixmo
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Post by gixmo on Aug 1, 2014 0:33:24 GMT -5
All of them. On the butt.   You tell her you're dirt poor, and she calls some guards in the room.  |
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Post by Commander Tumbles on Aug 1, 2014 1:00:28 GMT -5
Sue them for stitching such vulgarity upon your precious visage.
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gixmo
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Post by gixmo on Aug 2, 2014 2:51:23 GMT -5
Sue them for stitching such vulgarity upon your precious visage.  One of the guards grabs you, and they start to tear you apart.  You're eyes are blurred with blood, and you can feel your life draining away, either that, or it's your blood draining away.  |
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