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Post by nightclaw on Mar 15, 2015 22:40:14 GMT -5
Once I went skydiving.
The fall was fun, but the parachute was a huge drag.
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Post by nightclaw on Mar 15, 2015 23:12:40 GMT -5
naturally, the only true joke here is
ur mummy
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Post by Commander Tumbles on Mar 16, 2015 2:08:18 GMT -5
Why do chicken coops have four doors?
Because if they had four doors they'd be a chicken sedan.
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Post by Viempth on Mar 16, 2015 19:10:41 GMT -5
I guess you could say Jasper is really.... HEADSTRONG
Sorry.
Was that pun a little too.... ON THE NOSE
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Post by nightclaw on Mar 18, 2015 18:36:59 GMT -5
Frabknando ( ͡◥▶͜ʖ ͡◀◤): pls
Frabknando ( ͡◥▶͜ʖ ͡◀◤): There's no reason to brush me azide
Nightclaw: Seriously though, talking to you always seems to blow up in my face
Frabknando ( ͡◥▶͜ʖ ͡◀◤): Because I like to jokingly point out mistakes in people's spelling?
Nightclaw: But it doesn't FEEL like a joke, it feels like you're actinide this way to PO me
Nightclaw: Honestly I think you do it because you're just boron with me
Nightclaw: Like, seriously, what do I even say to people
Nightclaw: "idk he-lium just doesn't like me"
Nightclaw: Is it even a he? Your pretty hy-androgynous
Frabknando ( ͡◥▶͜ʖ ͡◀◤): gg
Nightclaw: I mean seriously this is getting pretty heated, lets just smoke some pot-assium and chill, you know
Nightclaw: Orat least screw around with lil cal-ciium.
Nightclaw: But god, when ar-gon we gonna settle this?
Nightclaw: Like do we need to get the coppers involved?
Frabknando ( ͡◥▶͜ʖ ͡◀◤): Jesus Christ
Nightclaw: I dunno man, maybe your must notrogen for me
Nightclaw: Just get in your car-bon and leave
Nightclaw: Really, these puns are getting a bit sillycon for me
Nightclaw: They're honestly so bad, its gonna floor-ine me
Nightclaw: But the iron-y here is that I was upset that you were poking fun at me
Nightclaw: At least we didn't run away from the problem, like Francium mightive
Nightclaw: Or completely over reacted like Germanium
Nightclaw: I'm just glad we both see-borgium this is an important conversation to have
Nightclaw: Are you sure you can bear-ylium these puns?
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Post by Viempth on Apr 26, 2015 15:19:09 GMT -5
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
You 'neak up on it.
I always want to cook, but I never have the thyme.
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Post by nightclaw on May 5, 2015 0:18:27 GMT -5
Wanna hear a good joke?
this forum
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