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Aug 15, 2014 21:50:54 GMT -5
Post by Commander Tumbles on Aug 15, 2014 21:50:54 GMT -5
Rob a fancy new name, such as the Generalissimo! Master Criminal and Scourge of the Seven Sands!
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Post by Viempth on Aug 16, 2014 1:24:22 GMT -5
Question the red pixly things on that bar. What red pixly things? Yopu aren't even sure you know what pixels are given the bullshit pseudo-medieval fantasy world you live in?? Eve don't thieve. Such dirty work is best left... For the Generalissimo! Nonsense! The Generalissimo would never stoop to thievery! He is the brave and noble soul who commands the four armies to protect the Land of Flames from the dangerous and degenerate inferior elements! Actually, thinking about the Generalissimo reminded you that your disguise still needs two things to be complete... Rob a fancy new name, such as the Generalissimo! Master Criminal and Scourge of the Seven Sands! You are now Totally Unrecognizable. You have a blasphemous alias and everything! You are going to be the best thief ever. Speaking of which: What Do You Rob?
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Aug 16, 2014 20:12:28 GMT -5
Post by Commander Tumbles on Aug 16, 2014 20:12:28 GMT -5
Rob the person you respect the least, and who has the least chance of actually recognizing you.
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Aug 17, 2014 9:57:59 GMT -5
Post by Honeyman on Aug 17, 2014 9:57:59 GMT -5
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Aug 29, 2014 18:21:29 GMT -5
Post by Viempth on Aug 29, 2014 18:21:29 GMT -5
Your grandmother is dead D: D: D: Rob the person you respect the least, and who has the least chance of actually recognizing you. Well, that would be pretty much any of your potential targets. In the end, you decide to Rob the blacksmith and get out through the lava-grate place. Okay. You can do this. Blacksmith NPC: What exactly do you think you're doing.ohshit Blacksmith NPC: No. OH SHIT WHAT DO
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Aug 29, 2014 21:42:01 GMT -5
Post by Wolfe M. Howler on Aug 29, 2014 21:42:01 GMT -5
Claim you are a tax collector.
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Aug 30, 2014 11:25:28 GMT -5
Post by Commander Tumbles on Aug 30, 2014 11:25:28 GMT -5
Be as kawaii as inhumanly possible to throw him off his game. Then bolt.
Soot in the eyes works too.
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Sept 2, 2014 3:48:45 GMT -5
Post by crazycolorz5 on Sept 2, 2014 3:48:45 GMT -5
Be as kawaii as inhumanly possible to throw him off his game. Then bolt. Soot in the eyes works too. Soot in the eyes then look kawaii. For the blind. Because that's your style.
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Sept 4, 2014 0:15:56 GMT -5
Post by Viempth on Sept 4, 2014 0:15:56 GMT -5
Claim you are a tax collector. Eve: Well actually you see I'm a tax collector. I'm collecting the helmet tax. So its totally illegal for you to obstruct me in my duties so you need to let me go. You'll probably be executed or something don't blame me I don't make the laws.So... let me go...Be as kawaii as inhumanly possible to throw him off his game. Then bolt. Eve: Blacksmith-kun~... Yeah whatever Soot in the eyes works too. Pow! Okay time to run away what do?!?
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Sept 4, 2014 8:56:34 GMT -5
Post by Commander Tumbles on Sept 4, 2014 8:56:34 GMT -5
>Grab thing. >Dash into alley >Change back
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frostward
Adept Multiclasser
Under the Control of a Benevolent Dictator
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Sept 11, 2014 15:22:37 GMT -5
Post by frostward on Sept 11, 2014 15:22:37 GMT -5
Roll into him or roll away from him and escape.
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Sept 16, 2014 0:03:40 GMT -5
Post by Viempth on Sept 16, 2014 0:03:40 GMT -5
>Grab thing. >Dash into alley >Change back You cast a coruscant bolt. Hell yeah! You are so great! You just pulled off your very first heist and it totally went great. And of course there is no conceivable way that you could possibly be identified as the thief ever, what with your great disguise and all. Although, that magic did take a lot out of you... you can Persevere for now, but you probably won't be able to exert yourself at all for much longer. So, what do you do now - try to hit another one of the stores? Or leave the city and start your Grand Adventure for real?
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Sept 16, 2014 0:24:56 GMT -5
Post by Commander Tumbles on Sept 16, 2014 0:24:56 GMT -5
Start: Grand Adventure
Also
Relay: Current tasks
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Sept 19, 2014 3:04:33 GMT -5
Post by crazycolorz5 on Sept 19, 2014 3:04:33 GMT -5
Wonder about the new bar thingy again.
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Sept 27, 2014 21:58:53 GMT -5
Post by Viempth on Sept 27, 2014 21:58:53 GMT -5
Wonder about the new bar thingy again. Why do you keep feeling the need to do this? The Spirit Gauge hasn't done ANYTHING since you got it. What a rip-off. Good thing you just stole it instead of actually spending a level on it! Start: Grand Adventure Also Relay: Current tasks Anyway! There is no time for useless mechanics! Now is the time for... ADVENTURE!!! You... guess you don't really have any specific goals? You just figure that you'll wander around and visit new places, and ADVENTURE will naturally result! You're ready to head out, especially now that you have all this stuff you stole, in crimes which of course will have no repercussions whatsoever. You're so exited to get started, you think as you head towards the city's main gate and the unknown lands beyond. Nothing is left to stand in your way now. Of course, to the casual, untrained eye, the number of guards converging on your position might indicate otherwise. But you know better. There's no way those thefts could be linked to you! ...right?
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