gixmo
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Post by gixmo on Oct 13, 2013 23:16:12 GMT -5
Use breath attack to suck up cloud. You decide to inhale the cloud that is like 300 miles away, but then you realize that it's impossible and that you might be crazy.  Make a raft out of the things you refuse to eat.   Oh dear god, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!Health: 73/100 Hunger: 78/100 Thirst: 47/100 Energy: 60/100 Strength: 28/100 Chance of Escape: -5% |
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Post by Honeyman on Oct 14, 2013 19:19:12 GMT -5
Eat dead fish.
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Post by Wolfe M. Howler on Oct 14, 2013 19:40:49 GMT -5
Well, the only thing to do now is eat the failed raft.
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gixmo
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Post by gixmo on Oct 15, 2013 18:48:26 GMT -5
Well, the only thing to do now is eat the failed raft.  Your "raft" is at the bottom of the ocean, and you remember what happened last time you went in the water. You grab the fish out of the water and eat it raw.   The cut on your face is healed The water is clearing up You throw away the bones
Ugh, I shoulda cooked this first, it tastes alittle, fishy.
This is way better then that lizard thing, its so defishous!Health: 75/100 Hunger: 83/100 Thirst: 43/100 Energy: 60/100 Strength: 28/100 Chance of Escape: -4% |
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Post by Honeyman on Oct 15, 2013 19:51:54 GMT -5
Eat the bones.
Or fashionably make a knife out of them.
But mostly eat them.
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gixmo
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Post by gixmo on Oct 15, 2013 20:44:48 GMT -5
fashionably make a knife out of the bones. You put on your most fashionable dress and start making a knife.  And after 20 minutes, your knife is done!!  It's nighttime The cut on your leg healed Health: 75/100 Hunger: 81/100 Thirst: 38/100 Energy: 55/100 Strength: 30/100 Chance of Escape: -3% |
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Post by Wolfe M. Howler on Oct 15, 2013 22:18:27 GMT -5
Use the knife to whittle away the tree into a usable raft, then use the fashionable dress as a mast.
Eat the knife.
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gixmo
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Post by gixmo on Oct 16, 2013 0:24:11 GMT -5
  Health: 0/100 Hunger: 0/100 Thirst: 0/100 Energy: 0/100 Strength: 0/100 Chance of Escape: 0% |
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Post by Wolfe M. Howler on Oct 16, 2013 7:05:30 GMT -5
Sweet!
Now indulge in some self-cannibalism!
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gixmo
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Post by gixmo on Oct 16, 2013 19:50:47 GMT -5
Sweet! Now indulge in some self-cannibalism! You try to eat yourself but your hand keeps passing through your body, and you can't stop levitating up.  |
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Post by Honeyman on Oct 17, 2013 1:58:21 GMT -5
Eat your wings.
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gixmo
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Post by gixmo on Oct 18, 2013 0:41:13 GMT -5
You reach down to eat your wings, and suddenly you realize it was all a dream, and you never died.  You slept on your knife, it's under your leg. Health: 78/100 Hunger: 79/100 Thirst: 34/100 Energy: 60/100 Strength: 30/100 Chance of Escape: 0% |
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Post by Honeyman on Oct 18, 2013 2:13:03 GMT -5
Wonder why your left arm suddenly shrunk.
Or eat the knife for realsies.
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Post by Commander Tumbles on Oct 18, 2013 21:35:02 GMT -5
Tie knife to stick to make a stick-with-a-knife-on-the-endTM.
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gixmo
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Post by gixmo on Oct 19, 2013 0:32:32 GMT -5
Tie knife to stick to make a stick-with-a-knife-on-the-end TM. You walk into the deep woods and find a stick lying on the ground, and rip some vines off a tree.  Health: 78/100 Hunger: 77/100 Thirst: 29/100 Energy: 58/100 Strength: 32/100 Chance of Escape: 0% |
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