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Post by Honeyman on May 6, 2014 2:17:23 GMT -5
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Post by Honeyman on May 6, 2014 2:18:03 GMT -5
Also, mind if I asked what this is all about?
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May 6, 2014 10:44:28 GMT -5
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Post by Commander Tumbles on May 6, 2014 10:44:28 GMT -5
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Post by Commander Tumbles on May 8, 2014 9:13:13 GMT -5
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May 8, 2014 10:01:31 GMT -5
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Post by Pemichan on May 8, 2014 10:01:31 GMT -5
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May 26, 2014 20:13:12 GMT -5
Post by Viempth on May 26, 2014 20:13:12 GMT -5
"noot noot" factiod actually just statistical error. nice legs daisy dukes makes ah yes, the scalene triangle. it’s a metaphor. you put the outlier between your teeth but you very bark much meme
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May 27, 2014 19:45:51 GMT -5
Post by six on May 27, 2014 19:45:51 GMT -5
I think he's puking in that bathroom by mini mohoney's
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May 28, 2014 17:01:15 GMT -5
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Post by Pemichan on May 28, 2014 17:01:15 GMT -5
Why is it that
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May 30, 2014 18:48:40 GMT -5
Post by Wolfe M. Howler on May 30, 2014 18:48:40 GMT -5
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May 30, 2014 20:38:16 GMT -5
Post by Commander Tumbles on May 30, 2014 20:38:16 GMT -5
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May 31, 2014 10:45:06 GMT -5
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Post by Pemichan on May 31, 2014 10:45:06 GMT -5
The Amazing Analogies of Keith Johnson · I want you guys to play this like you’re painting with smooth, creamy white paint. Right now it’s like lumpy melted poo.
· It should sound like a lullaby! Right now it sounds like you’re caressing a baby’s face… With sandpaper.
· If you don’t play it legato it’s like you’re using margarine instead of butter, it just doesn’t compare.
· Your playing just made a puppy like… Crawl into a giant open fan.
· It’s like when you go to your favorite sports event and they have three guys come up to sing it but they all have different accents, you know? It sounds awkward and off. That’s how you’re playing the melody right now.
· Your sound should be a paintbrush on a canvas. Smooth. Right now it’s like… Splatters.
· You have to play like the Hoover Dam just broke and the water is your airflow.
· You gotta pet the kitty. Don’t STAB the kitty.
· You guys play this piece like you just beat a horse to death. And then kicked it. And then… Threw up on it.
· Play it short. Play it like John.
· Don’t play it so “BWAAAAAAH”.
· Go punish yourself and repent.
· DON’T pet the baby with the sandpaper!
· You guys are like the choir today: talk talk talk talk talk
· Play low and glow. Play high and die.
· It’s like your eye is gouged out by an eagle and then a hawk eats the other one and then your ears explode.
· You guys are vegetables!
· Maybe we should cut the flutes…
· I’m so happy that you can play this like a band!
· You guys have the zipadee-do-dah disease.
· You can train a monkey to play an instrument, but you can’t teach it to play musically.
· Stop playing so tense. Loosen up!
· It sounds like death, like you just stabbed somebody.
· Waltz of the walrus
· You sound like a bird with a sawed off beak!
· Flutes only use like half of their air. The rest is like a silent fart in the wind. No one knows where it goes.
· Don’t ask questions when playing music, make statements.
· If you pull this off people are gonna be like “DAMN” but if you don’t they’re gonna be like “…damn”. Go for the first one.
· Pretend that it’s someone you really hate and you’re making like musical acid and kicking them.
· Play beyond the page. The music’s not just notes and rhythms, it’s what you do with those notes and rhythms.
· You gotta play with some oomph.
· You guys sound like death warmed over.
· “Miller low-life”
· Shut up Kenyen!
· Ok, let’s run that one more time (he lies)
· There you go, now you sound like a band! (what did we sound like before?) I dunno, like a weak band.
· AP underwater basket-weaving class.
· You don’t have to do this. You can choose to do this.
· It’s like the circus of the amputees.
· Make it sound like you’re singing it.
· Hey percussion. It feels like we’re on a plane and you’re the pilot, but you’re blind.
· Hey John, do you need a book to stand on to reach the urinal?
· Bart’s that way.
· It has to sound like the end of a movie when everyone comes out all happy, yay!
· Stop playing it crapisimo!
· You guys sound like sealions.
· If you don’t play it right, it’ll sound like you’re putting a duck through a meat grinder.
· Don’t make it sound “mrawh”. You sound like a Batman villain.
· It sounds like when you eat a burrito but it has some questionable meat and it’s not like you feel sick but you can feel that the storm is coming.
· They’re gonna nail you to some kind of musical crucifix if you play it that out of tune.
· I’m out of fish.
· You sound like Elmer Fudd!
· As a trumpet player I’m offended and as a teacher I’m disappointed.
· You guys look like I just kicked you in the balls!
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Jun 1, 2014 9:17:24 GMT -5
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Post by Commander Tumbles on Jun 1, 2014 9:17:24 GMT -5
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Post by crazycolorz5 on Jun 2, 2014 23:46:33 GMT -5
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Jun 27, 2014 16:26:24 GMT -5
Post by Viempth on Jun 27, 2014 16:26:24 GMT -5
control over
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