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Post by aquason on May 29, 2013 19:00:52 GMT -5
Say that you should be part of the committee to decide who to send.
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Post by Commander Tumbles on Jun 5, 2014 12:21:41 GMT -5
Demand that the Newly Knighted Sir Flowerlots lead the expedition.  Of course! Stoic! Handsome! A hit with the ladies! The picture of any adventurer worth his petals! You hoofslap yourself for not thinking of it sooner!  It seems to be that the main problem with adventurers is that they're always adventuring. No matter, surely there must be someone here willing and able to go on an adventure! Someone brave, and strong, and small, and brown, and has horns, and says "Baa baa baa" all the time... ...What do? |
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Post by Wolfe M. Howler on Jun 5, 2014 16:37:35 GMT -5
Good timing, what with Goat Simulator's update and all that...
Set off to the local watering hole to find a group of adventurers.
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Post by Honeyman on Jun 5, 2014 19:48:05 GMT -5
Aww... I never had a sort of theme with this one...
Get the least qualified person to do this.
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Post by crazycolorz5 on Jun 9, 2014 16:20:53 GMT -5
Knight your friend.
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Post by Commander Tumbles on Jun 10, 2014 14:09:57 GMT -5
Get the least qualified person to do this.  You do that. You promote yourself! My, you are just full of great ideas today! If you go, not only will you be able to find your family, but you'll also have a fun adventure alongside! Why, your great-grandfather was out questing by your age, so why not?  It doesn't really matter that you are the sole heir to the kingdom at this point, nor that you really don't know a single thing about adventuring, nor that you really wouldn't even know the first place to look for clues regarding your family's whereabouts anyway! Why, this would be just like in one of your picture books, and you'd fight monsters, and make friends, and raid dungeons, and wear hats, and eat sandwichs, and...  ...Shucks What do? |
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Post by Viempth on Jun 10, 2014 21:51:28 GMT -5
Abscond through the window and make your way to adventure!
Take the flower with you, of course.
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Post by Honeyman on Jun 11, 2014 23:50:13 GMT -5
Abscond through the window and make your way to adventure! Take the bed with you, of course. |
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Post by crazycolorz5 on Jun 16, 2014 0:04:11 GMT -5
Realize that THE ADVENTURE HAS BEGUN.
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Post by Commander Tumbles on Jun 20, 2014 23:28:17 GMT -5
Abscond through the window and make your way to adventure! Take the flower with you, of course.  Razzle frazzle grumble grumble! What is the meaning of this?! Is it too much to ask to have just one life-changing whirlwind adventure sometimes? After all, they're your family, and you want them now!  Fortunately, thanks to the old man's crippling paranoia (which in hindsight doesn't seem quite so unfounded now), you already have a ready made escape pod! This certainly brings back memories of all those sleepless nights when you accidentally rolled onto the launch switch and were violently ejected from the castle.  Yessireebob, you're finally on your way, and nothing could possibly stop you now! END OF PROLOGUEWhat do? |
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Post by Viempth on Jun 21, 2014 10:18:44 GMT -5
Why not sing a happy little Ode to Moonface to kick your adventure off in high spirits?
Also, exposit on how much control you have over your direction, and on your ability to land safely.
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Post by Honeyman on Jun 21, 2014 17:34:02 GMT -5
Level up.
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