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Post by Viempth on Oct 26, 2014 13:41:15 GMT -5
Ezra Slamjam
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Post by nightclaw on Nov 7, 2014 23:46:53 GMT -5
ThatOneGuyWithTheTurban
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Post by Commander Tumbles on Nov 9, 2014 0:06:07 GMT -5
"eugh... Ezra. My name is Ezra" "Ezra, hmm? The name sounds foreign, but you do not look foreign! Ha, your father must have been a well-traveled man! My name is Ahmad, your most gracious host. My son found you out upon the great waste when he was scouting, and acted quickly to bring you back. You were unconscious, and gravely injured, but most thankfully, we have some textbooks and a skilled physician, so it was not too difficult to try to patch you up. Of course, such might not have been enough for what you had experienced, but our doctor said that you were recovering far faster than most would after having been run through with a sword..." "What!?" "You were run through with a sword. A big straight one, of Western-make, it would seem. Such miraculous recovery, coupled with being found at all, makes me wonder if you were blessed by Almighty God himself!" "Hah, but no, such is idle conjecture. What I do know is that you have made an astonishing recovery in the few short days since you came into our care. In fact, perhaps you would care to join me for a walk around our camp? I know that much of my family are concerned to see you well!"
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Post by Honeyman on Nov 9, 2014 2:22:36 GMT -5
Travel your way with him.
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Post by nightclaw on Nov 9, 2014 2:50:36 GMT -5
Prophitize his money from his pockets into your pockets
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Post by Pemichan on Nov 10, 2014 3:23:25 GMT -5
The name Ezra sounds foreign to a guy named Ahmad Try to stand.
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Post by Wolfe M. Howler on Nov 11, 2014 8:03:21 GMT -5
Slam dunk your way into his heart.
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Post by Commander Tumbles on Dec 19, 2014 15:42:03 GMT -5
Travel your way with him. ... Alright Wonderful. Here let me help you walk, and have a freshly laundered washed robe. You old clothes were too tattered to salvage, and we can't have you go out side in only your bandages! Where should we go? You must be terribly hungry, so we could get you something to eat, or we could go sit by the pool. After all, dinner should be ready fairly soon... Sorry, was terribly busy the last month, but it's Crimmas break now, so, sky's the limit, yeah?
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The Desert
Dec 22, 2014 19:26:57 GMT -5
via mobile
Post by nightclaw on Dec 22, 2014 19:26:57 GMT -5
Uh, Summon Bigger Fish?
okay, so he outright says he laundered that robe, right? So there's one of two possibilities, one, he's a warlord who doesn't give a fuck, or he's a rich guy who /does laundry./ When was the last time a rich guy KNEW how freshly cleaned his robes were? Not at all. All this, combined with the fact that he has a POOL in the desert, in a pre-industrial world means he's probably a Warlord who is giving you a laundered robe in Ana attempt to make you abetting grand theft. Refuse the robe and keep yourself innocent.
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Post by Commander Tumbles on Dec 23, 2014 17:29:33 GMT -5
well fine, I changed it then.
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The Desert
Dec 23, 2014 18:33:09 GMT -5
via mobile
Post by nightclaw on Dec 23, 2014 18:33:09 GMT -5
well fine, I changed it then. ... God dammit. Ask him how he has a pool in the desert
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Post by Honeyman on Dec 25, 2014 14:01:51 GMT -5
Ask if you can swim in his pool.
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Post by Pemichan on Jan 7, 2015 22:03:29 GMT -5
Who said this was our current universe and not one made up where laundered is an entirely possible thing for this guy to say acceptably? Try not to fall.
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Post by nightclaw on Apr 10, 2015 3:21:10 GMT -5
shit on the desk while slapping your bum and squaking like a bird
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