hiimgod
Gizmo's Crotchspawn
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Post by hiimgod on Jun 25, 2013 20:23:17 GMT -5
You are Spotnick and you have been sitting here on this rock in the middle of Fuckall with these blue and green assholes for god knows how goddamn long. Finally you have decided to do something about it. Though what the hell you should do is a good question. Pretty much everything aside from your little grey platform and your two colorful asshole companions is a void of unending darkness, so you'll have to think of something. Aside from jumping off to what would likely be certain death. You kind of don't want to do that.
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Post by Commander Tumbles on Jun 25, 2013 20:29:51 GMT -5
Eat the others and absorb their power.
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hiimgod
Gizmo's Crotchspawn
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Post by hiimgod on Jun 25, 2013 20:55:02 GMT -5
Eat the others and absorb their power. After a short discussion with your cohorts about the possibility of eating your cohorts Punme (That is the blue one. He made sure to remind you of his name again because he was certain you wouldn't care to remember it. And he was right. You don't.) gives you a lengthy explanation of why that won't work, which ultimately culminates in the startling revelation that none of you in fact have any supernatural powers at all. Remarkable. Oh yeah and the green guy just twitches some. He doesn't say much, but you can tell he's a total fucking asshole just by looking at him. The blue guy again reminded you of his name you cared so little it wasn't even added to this monologue. Once again you fall back on the totally sane concept of taking another bit of advice from the voices inside your head.
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Post by Pemichan on Jun 25, 2013 21:37:36 GMT -5
See if you have an inventory and if there's anything in it.
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Post by Wolfe M. Howler on Jun 25, 2013 23:14:25 GMT -5
Cosmic staring contest, go!
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Post by Honeyman on Jun 25, 2013 23:18:01 GMT -5
Question existence.
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hiimgod
Gizmo's Crotchspawn
Posts: 14
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Post by hiimgod on Jun 26, 2013 0:09:34 GMT -5
Cosmic staring contest, go! You and this blue fuck shuffle off the side as your boredom settles in yet again. This would be your 56424985 staring contest, and he was still the champion. You two have gotten your games up to about 16 hours in length by now. Hopefully the casual discussion about the likelihood of you three not existing distracts him enough for you to finally wrangle the championship from him. Of course the debate generally shifts between you pointing out how many ways all of this doesn't make sense and him pointing out the fact that you consider the possibility of not existing may very well be evidence you do in fact exist, and the idea that you aren't sure you exist is pretty silly in general. See if you have an inventory and if there's anything in it. Well given the fact that all three of you are naked, you don't have a inventory per say but you do have a really freaky pouch thing on your back. Though seeing as you would have to trust one of the other assholes enough to touch you to find out what is in it, it's not likely you will ever know. Whatever it is feels really hard though. And also there's something else that seems kind of itchy. You've tried taking peaks into the other guys pouches but bluey over here looks at you at all times and the green guy is way too heavy to roll over. It's quite the predicament.
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Post by aquason on Jun 26, 2013 13:06:30 GMT -5
Jump off.
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Post by Viempth on Jun 26, 2013 13:15:17 GMT -5
Provide detailed physical descriptions of group members.
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hiimgod
Gizmo's Crotchspawn
Posts: 14
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Post by hiimgod on Jun 26, 2013 16:43:48 GMT -5
Provide detailed physical descriptions of group members. Alright well lets see, first of all you are red, that guys blue, and the other guys green. Good place as any to start. If you wanted more in depth than that well, lets see. Blue guy is taller than you are, all of his limbs are pretty damn long when compared to his torso. You wonder if they can even really support his weight.. Also his skin seems kind of slimy, even though you haven't seen any sort of liquid that he could keep it wet with. And then there's his eyes. He has about a dozen large orb-like eyes that cover the front of what might as well be considered his face. His mouth is small and beak like. Green guy is just some sort of freakish blob. You see some small nubs that may serve as some sort of limbs if he would ever stand up, but without seeing them in use you aren't exactly sure. He has about four or five sagging spots in a nub that you assume is his head, likely his eyes and what not but you can't make them out. His skin is rough and bumpy. And as far as you can tell you are likely the smallest person here. You have some sort of fuzz on your body and really big horns and your mouth is wide and full of really sharp teeth. You are certain that you make quite the sight. You would touch your face to see how many eyes you have but you are very very invested in the staring contest. After this staring contest.
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Post by Commander Tumbles on Jun 26, 2013 16:53:09 GMT -5
Re-create Galileo's Cannonball experiment using Blue Fuck and Green Asshole
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Post by Honeyman on Jun 26, 2013 22:03:16 GMT -5
Look at floating island coming towards you.
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Post by Wolfe M. Howler on Jun 26, 2013 23:26:53 GMT -5
Gently touch your opponent's eyeballs.
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Post by Viempth on Jun 27, 2013 10:39:02 GMT -5
Can you speak? Can the others understand your speech?
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Post by Pemichan on Jun 27, 2013 10:41:53 GMT -5
Finish the staring contest and nap.
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